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White is a Right?

A peek above our garters to Feministing for this oddity:

You’ve got to be kidding me.  Guilt trips printed on a thong? Here’s what the thong says:

“Earn your right to wear white

Abstain”

And the description from the not-so-intelligent designer:

“Earn your right to wear white. Abstain from sex before marriage.”

Why not just add a picture of your Mom and Dad?  Better yet, make it from iron, and add a fracking lock to it!

But just to make things really interesting, the description from the manufacturer:

Panty-minimalists love our casual thong that covers sweet spots without covering your assets; putting an end to panty-lines. This under-goodie is “outta sight” in low-rise pants. Toss these message panties onstage at your favorite rock star or share a surprise message with someone special … later.

That’s too funny.

Hey, Dr. PZ put out the request for Cannibal Crackers.  I’m putting out a similar request:  I want anyone who scores these from a virgin to send them to me.  We’ll think of some suitable display for them, and then I’ll desecrate them in much more interesting ways than Dr. PZ did to the cracker.

Here’s the deal though:  I want them off a freshly deflowered virgin.  Now fly my pretties!  Seduce them all!  Muwahahahahahaha!

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