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I Am Thong Panties

Eating Thongs, by Vedia @ Flickr

Max is always taking these quiz things. I thought I’d take this one.


You Are Thong Panties


Woman, you are one hell of a ride!
You’re a total wild child – and you live for crazy times.Men are attracted to you like flies to honey, even though they know they should stay away.You need a expert cowboy who can keep in tune with your free spirit!
From whence came the art:

That first image is titled Eating Thongs, by Vedia.

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The Nearest Book Meme – This Time It’s Different

O RLY?Ok, the meme is the same as the last two times I did this, but Bob tagged me and this time my answer is kinda special. I don’t currently have any books near the computer, but I do have one in the computer.

1. Grab the nearest book (that is at least 123 pages long).
2. Open to p. 123.
3. Go down to the 5th sentence.
4. Type in the following 3 sentences.
5. Tag five people.

Now, you’re actually supposed to guess which book I’m quoting, but that wouldn’t be possible.

I’ll tell you why, below the fold.

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Kink Test

Via Vanessa,

The Hotlanta Kink Test (ver 2.1)Congratulations!
Your Hotlanta Kink Test score was 762!Here is the chart so that you can see how you are rated:

100 or less You need to lighten up and live a little!
101 to 200 You have an average sex life in need of kink.
201 to 300 You have sweet hints of a kinky nature.
301 to 400 You have kinky playful tendencies.
401 to 500 You are definitely a kinky player.
501 to 600 You are kinkier than most!
601 to 700 You are a major league kinkster!
701 to 800 You live and breath kinky!!
801 to 900 Wow! You’re too kinky for most!!!
901 or more SUPER FREAK ALERT! You da BOMB!
 

The maximum score for this test is 1000.

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Pour Some Sugar On Me

Over at Celluloid Blonde, Sulya got that as her stripper song.

This is a delayed post, just to give you something dreamy to wake up to.

I love the ’80s stuff. Great song for strippin’, too. I so need to install a pole in the bedroom now. Def Leppard and a stripper pole. What else does a girl need in her bedroom?

You gotta squeeze a little, squeeze a little
Tease a little more
Easy operator come a knockin’ on my door
Sometime, anytime, sugar me sweet
Little miss innocent sugar me, yeah

Oh baby. Sugar me. Two lumps, please. Maybe three.

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My Stripper Song

Chistina Aguilera
Given the topic of this quiz, a whole strip-tease to Max for this.

Your Stripper Song Is

Dirrty by Christina Aguelera [sic]

“Too dirrty to clean my act up

If you ain’t dirrty

You ain’t here to party”

You’re so dirty, you make Christina look clean.

What Song Should You Strip To?

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Return Of The Random Reading Meme

I’m reading The Selfish Gene, by Richard DawkinsThis is a delayed post, for reasons discussed in the previous post.

Whilst thumbing through the UDoJ archives, I came across this old meme:

1. grab the nearest book. no cheating! the nearest book.
2. open the book to page 123.
3. find the fifth sentence
4. post the text of the next four sentences on your blog, along with these instructions.
5. don’t you dare dig for a cool or intellectual book on your shelf. pick out whatever is closest!

I happened to have a copy of The Selfish Gene by Richard Dawkins on the desk the first time.

As it happens, I’m currently reading Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, but that’s not the closest book at hand. Something much more obscure resides upon my desk at the moment. Let’s play again, just for fun…

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Filed under: Literature, Memes, Time Sink

I’m A Thinking Blogger

Thinking Blogger AwardPerusing the web (OK, I wasn’t really perusing the web, I was looking to get my hot Max fix, which I hadn’t had in a while), I came across another honor bestowed upon me by the ever smokin’ Celluloid Blonde (who happens to be the Celluloid Brunette in the photo in question).Max, The Celluloid Brunette

It would seem that just as I took that tiny hiatus a while back, Max awarded me the Thinking Blogger Award. Why didn’t someone pinch my butt and draw my attention to this?

With deepest apologies to Max, I gratefully accept said award.

The participation rules are simple:

1. If, and only if, you get tagged, write a post with links to 5 blogs that make you think,
2. Link to this post so that people can easily find the exact origin of the meme,
3. Optional: Proudly display the ‘Thinking Blogger Award’ with a link to the post that you wrote (here is an alternative silver version if gold doesn’t fit your blog).

Well, I’ll have to think carefully about which blogs to tag. Many of the blogs I read have already been tagged with this award, and all of the ones I read certainly qualify. I’ve also imposed a bit of workload on other bloggers recently with memes and such, and I don’t really want to overburden folks with too much stuff that would prevent them from making posts that make me think. It would sorta defeat the purpose of the award.

::The photo is of Max Adams, The Celluloid Blonde, who posted that photo specifically for me. I am sooooo grateful she did, too. That photo makes me do a lot of thinking…::

Filed under: About, Blogs In Our MonkeySphere, Friends, Memes, Time Sink

“Vengence Is Mine,” Sayeth Dame Wiggly Butt

O Rly?In an apparent act of retaliation for my having busted her meme tagging cherry, Dame Wiggins of Lee has tagged me with the Q&A meme.

It resides below the fold.

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Filed under: About, Blogs In Our MonkeySphere, Friends, Humor, Memes, Time Sink

Eight Dirty Little Secrets

O Rly?I have been tagged by Not-Quite-Kristine, at Amused Muse.

*We have to post these rules before we give you the facts.
* Players start with eight random facts/habits about themselves.
* People who are tagged need to write their own blog about their eight things and post these rules. At the end of your blog post, you need to choose eight people to get tagged and list their names.
* Don’t forget to leave them a comment telling them they’re tagged, and to read your blog.

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Filed under: About, Blogs In Our MonkeySphere, Friends, Memes, Time Sink

Swallow Your Coffee First

Blogging on Pseudo-Scientific Douche-BagsBefore you head below the fold.

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Filed under: Biology, BPSDB, Education, Entertainment, Forums in which we poke around, Fundies, Humor, Memes, Photos, Religion, Science, The After The Bar Closes Fun, Time Sink, UDoJ's Other Sites,

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