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I Hate Everyone (except Mandy Steckelberg)

You might remember Mandy Steckelberg from the Laura Bush video I posted back in May of last year.

Just this morning, I got a little note from Mandy, thanking me for posting her video.

She digs my blog. *blush*

She also let me know that she’s got a new video out, and it made me laugh all the way through.

Her new video, not even remotely safe for most Medieval and/or Victorian era work places, is below the fold. (But if you’re surfing at work and concerned about that sort of thing… umm… what are you doing here????)

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LOL Bush Library

A peek above our garters to Musicguy for this:

The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages.

The Library will include:

The Hurricane Katrina Room , which is still under construction.
The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won’t be able to remember anything.
The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don’t even have to show up.
The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don’t let you in.
The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don’t let you out.
The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.
The National Debt room which is huge and has no ceiling.
The ‘Tax Cut’ Room with entry only to the wealthy.
The ‘Economy Room’ which is in the toilet.

(More at Raging Rainbows)

Filed under: Blogs In Our MonkeySphere, Friends, Humor, Politics, Time Sink, , ,

Know Your Vines

(Click for the full laugh)

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A Fitting Tribute to Caesar

Morph: George W. Bush and Nero, Wm Jas @ Flickr

I love the Beeb.

A citizens group in San Francisco wants to pay an ironic tribute to President George W Bush when he leaves office – by naming a sewage plant after him.

The group, calling itself the Presidential Memorial Committee of San Francisco, wants the issue voted on at this November’s election.

“It’s important to remember our leaders in the right historical context,” said petition organiser Brian McConnell.

’tis an entirely fitting tribute to His Holiness, The Glorified Houseplant Who Would Be Caesar.  He’ll be leaving many years worth of shit to clean up.

I ❤ ‘Frisco.

From whence came the art:

:That image of His Holiness, The Glorified Houseplant Who Would Be Caesar is titled Morph: George W. Bush and Nero, and was created using Morpher by Flickr user Wm Jas:

Filed under: Antiscience, Entertainment, Fundies, Humor, Politics, Rants, Religion, Time Sink, , , , ,

In Which Tyler is Busted by ERV

Standing By..., by MotherPie @ Flickr

Feminist Issue: Standing By..., by MotherPie @ Flickr

*ahem*

I believe you have some explaining to do, DiPietro.  Girlfriend?  Funny, you never mentioned a girlfriend.  Did she just slip your mind?

I totally can’t believe that you would break my heart this way, Tyler.  I’m wounded mortally that you would think of me as just a little fling on the side.

Were you just playing me from the beginning, never intending to carry through with your whispered promises in the dark?  Am I just a plaything for your amusement?  Did you think that my digital heart had no feelings?

Do you love her?

(More importantly, is she hot?)

You may begin groveling.

From whence came the art:

That image is titled Feminist Issue: Standing By…, by MotherPie and is licensed by the artist under the Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 2.0 license.

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Goodbye George Carlin

Jesus is Coming.. Look BusyGeorge Carlin, age 71, went to California just before nine Eastern time last night.  He apparently died of heart failure in a Santa Monica hospital, so at least he didn’t have far to go.

The world is a lesser place for his leaving it.

Goodbye, George.  I’ll drink a decent beer for you.

From whence came the art:

That image of George Carlin is cropped from Jesus is Coming.. Look Busy, by Point-Shoot-Edit, and is licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution ShareAlike 2.0 License.

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We Are Borg

Borg Queen, by djwudi @ FlickrResistance is futile.

Show us your thongs, puny humans.

(We have beads.)

From whence came the art:

That image it titled Borg Queen, by djwudi.

(Inspired by an EMail comment from Stephanie. Thanks, Steph!)

(Please leave links to photos of your thongs in the comments.

Thanks,

The Sexy Borg Collective.)

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Mark Dice – Hypocrite Gets Pwned

A flagrant, slutty peek above our garters (about which we will very publicly brag) to Javier, who passed this on to us.

Hypocritical weenie gets pwned.

Filed under: Blogs In Our MonkeySphere, Entertainment, Friends, Fundies, Humor, Rants, Religion, Romance, Sex, Video, YouTube, , ,

Good Predictions Gone Bad

So how’d that work out for you, CNN?

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I Am Thong Panties

Eating Thongs, by Vedia @ Flickr

Max is always taking these quiz things. I thought I’d take this one.


You Are Thong Panties


Woman, you are one hell of a ride!
You’re a total wild child – and you live for crazy times.Men are attracted to you like flies to honey, even though they know they should stay away.You need a expert cowboy who can keep in tune with your free spirit!
From whence came the art:

That first image is titled Eating Thongs, by Vedia.

Filed under: Humor, Memes, Time Sink, ,

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