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August Searches – Progessively Naked Emma Watson and Other Fun Stuff

BloggingSo as usual, the search fun is late this month. There was a huge amount of Emma Watson stuff to sort through and many of the searches were duplicates, and that took quite a while. I could have just deleted them, but as I was sorting I saw a pattern emerging that kinda tickled me.

I withheld comment from most of the Emma Watson stuff, as the progression is sort of funny by itself.

It’s all below the fold.

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Sexy Summer Searches

BloggingI’m a little late with my (sort of) monthly homage to The King of All Poo. Sorry ’bout that.

The good news is that (assuming I’m on time next month) you’ll have less of a wait for August.

There’s some good stuff, some funny stuff, some not quite as funny to you as it is to me stuff.

So what were people who found this place via search engine looking for on those sweltering July nights?

Porn mostly.  When it gets hot, so do we.

Oh, and that picture over there?  That really is how I blog at night… and at noon too, for that matter.  I shed my clothes at every opportunity, so feel free to come here under-dressed.  We kinda like you that way.

Head below the fold for this month’s dose of Google goodness.

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Filed under: Blogs In Our MonkeySphere, Friends, Humor, Search, Time Sink

What If You Find Something Totally Cool?

(Post by Kate, crossposted from Kissing Corporal Kate)Thousands of Sexy and Funny Images at DarkCasket.com

A great big peek above our garters to Dr. Phil Plait, the Bad Astronomer for his helpful post about the Galaxy Zoo website. (Plus I’ve been dying to use this image and it’s perfect for this!)

So you’re addicted to Galaxy Zoo, and while identifying galaxies hither and yon you found some killer cool galaxy image. Did you discover something new? Could this be the scientific breakthrough of all time?

Probably not. But it’s still wicked nifty, and you want to find out more. What to do?

Actually, it’s not too hard. What you need to find out is the name of the galaxy — really, the catalog number. If the galaxy is bright/big enough, it’ll be in some catalog like the New General Catalog or the Uppsala Galaxy Catalog.

If you haven’t visited the Galaxy Zoo yet (direct link to the Galaxy Zoo here), I highly recommend it. It’s a website that allows you and I, the average Jane and Joe, to assist astronomers in sifting through the terrabytes of images that are being collected. There’s so much stuff coming in these days that Astronomers just can’t sort it all.

Help science, and look at pretty space pictures. What could be more fun in your underwear? OK, BESIDES that! Seriously, mucho coolio funno.

Read the BA’s step by step instructions and there’s some more helpful hints and some beautiful finds in the comments there, so don’t skip ’em.

(NOTE: We’re still working on killing the spam trojan. We want to be sure it’s gone before we ask to be removed from the blacklists. So we still can’t comment over there. I hope he doesn’t think we don’t love him any more.)

Filed under: Astronomy, Blogs In Our MonkeySphere, Corporal Kate, Education, Friends, Photos, Science, Science Links, Search

The Glorified Houseplant Who Would Be Caesar

It’s official.  I’ve used that phrase to refer to the current occupant of the White House here and there throughout the blogosphere, and it’s apparently spreading I guess.

I’ve gotten three separate hits from google searches for that exact phrase.   It’s mine.  I made it up, and I want credit for it.  No royalties, or anything, just credit for it when it shows up in Wikipedia and whatnot.

Just so y’know.

Filed under: Politics, Search

Mike Nifong Is Finally The Defendant

Via CNN:

RALEIGH, North Carolina (AP) — More than a year after shocking allegations emerged about Duke University’s lacrosse team, prosecutor Mike Nifong is heading to trial — as a defendant.

The North Carolina State Bar has charged Nifong, the district attorney in Durham County, with several violations of the state’s rules of professional conduct, all tied to his handling of the lacrosse case.

Among those expected to watch from the gallery of a packed North Carolina Court of Appeals courtroom are Reade Seligmann and Collin Finnerty, two of the once-charged and now cleared players. Several defense attorneys and family members of the three players are also expected to attend.

Nifong is expected to testify at the trial.

Nifong’s attorney, David Freedman, did not return calls seeking comment Monday. But last week, he insisted his client had no plans to heed calls from his critics to resign.

“Public opinion is not going to weigh in on how the proceeding develops and will not weigh in on the ultimate decision by the bar,” Freedman said. “Our purpose is not to sway public opinion but to present his case to the State Bar.”

If convicted, the veteran prosecutor could be disbarred.

The rest of the article can be read at the link at the beginning of this post.

My previous posts about this case can be found here.

I have several things to say about this (don’t I always?).

1.  It’s about time.

2.  After this is finished, there should be a criminal investigation.

3.  I hope the three players sue his ass off.

Filed under: Education, Politics, Rants, Search, Sex, Sports

February Google Searches

King Of All PooIt’s that time of the month again.

No, not that time of the month, the time of the month when we offer up our homage to the King of all Poo, and bring you our strange but true searches that brought people to UDoJ.

I really gotta stop waiting until the last minute to comment on these things, they’re really starting to pile up.

Plus, some dork shorted me three days this month. Who’s bright idea was that?

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January Searches – Obsessions

Thanks again to Matt, from Pooflingers Anonymous, for this great monthly tradition.

This month there were a bunch of search strings that came up over and over. Lots of obsessing about virginity, Ruthie’s pregnancy, Nifong, Literotica and others. In the end I paired most of the similar search strings to one or two, just to save myself some work, and I just ditched most of the boring ones.

I passed out quite a little bit of link love this month, and I’m happy to do it.

Again, I apologize for the tardiness, enjoy the Tardiness.

🙂

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Filed under: About, Blogs In Our MonkeySphere, Education, Entertainment, Friends, Humor, Literature, Literature and Literotica, Science, Search, Sex, Time Sink, UDoJ's Other Sites

Delay On January Searches

King Of All PooSorry. I hope you all look forward to these as much as I look forward to Matt’s monthly list, but The Boy has new meds (again) and we’re all a little groggy.

I’ll try and get them up by this evening.

Again, sorry about the delay.

Filed under: About, Blogs In Our MonkeySphere, Friends, Humor, Search, Time Sink

December Search Fun

Well, they’re not as fun as Matt’s but it’s hard to compete with a blog named Pooflingers Anonymous

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Filed under: About, Humor, Search, Time Sink

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