I believe you have some explaining to do, DiPietro. Girlfriend? Funny, you never mentioned a girlfriend. Did she just slip your mind?
I totally can’t believe that you would break my heart this way, Tyler. I’m wounded mortally that you would think of me as just a little fling on the side.
Were you just playing me from the beginning, never intending to carry through with your whispered promises in the dark? Am I just a plaything for your amusement? Did you think that my digital heart had no feelings?
Do you love her?
(More importantly, is she hot?)
You may begin groveling.
From whence came the art:
That image is titled Feminist Issue: Standing By…, by MotherPie and is licensed by the artist under the Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 2.0 license.