(Click for the full laugh)
July 28, 2008 • 1:34 pm 17
A peek above our garters to Feministing for this oddity:
You’ve got to be kidding me. Guilt trips printed on a thong? Here’s what the thong says:
“Earn your right to wear white
And the description from the not-so-intelligent designer:
“Earn your right to wear white. Abstain from sex before marriage.”
Why not just add a picture of your Mom and Dad? Better yet, make it from iron, and add a fracking lock to it!
But just to make things really interesting, the description from the manufacturer:
Panty-minimalists love our casual thong that covers sweet spots without covering your assets; putting an end to panty-lines. This under-goodie is “outta sight” in low-rise pants. Toss these message panties onstage at your favorite rock star or share a surprise message with someone special … later.
That’s too funny.
Hey, Dr. PZ put out the request for Cannibal Crackers. I’m putting out a similar request: I want anyone who scores these from a virgin to send them to me. We’ll think of some suitable display for them, and then I’ll desecrate them in much more interesting ways than Dr. PZ did to the cracker.
Here’s the deal though: I want them off a freshly deflowered virgin. Now fly my pretties! Seduce them all! Muwahahahahahaha!
July 27, 2008 • 7:57 am 4
So I know I’ve been a little quiet lately. Much of my creative energy has been tied up on a few things, and The Boy has been hogging the computer. He’s gearing up to go back to college, and tracking down books and writing up scholarship applications and stuff is sucking up a lot of our time, really.
I have a few little pieces of erotica in the works, so don’t totally bail on me yet. We just don’t want any crossover mistakes.
I deserve this scholarship because I would make a great student. I would see you after class, in your office, and I would be wondering what you are wearing under that dress, how your flesh would feel under my hand. How your tongue might…
Yeah, that might cause a few problems. (On the other hand…)
Anyway, hang in there just a bit longer. We’re not on extended hiatus or nuthin’.
From whence came the art:
July 22, 2008 • 8:25 am 6
A peek above our garters to Greg Laden for this.
Take a look at John McCain’s America:
At a McCain event in Denver, advertised as “Open to the Public”, McCain’s Secret Service detail had Denver Police ticket, remove, and threaten to arrest 61 year old librarian Carol Kreck for attending the even holding a sign that said simply, “McCain = Bush”.
That’s right, in John McCain’s America, even little old ladies and libraries will be arrested for voicing dissent on city property. Carol Kreck had it exactly correct. John McCain does in fact equal George W. Bush, and that is exactly what this country needs less of, not more of. I shudder to think what he’d do to Ms. Kreck’s library, should he attain the power for which he rabidly drools.
July 18, 2008 • 2:01 pm 0
I admit, I’ve been busy and coasting for a week or so, and haven’t really put up any of my best stuff. Then Dr. PZ went and put up an open enrollment thread, and I got all excited and my brain shut down and I just threw up a comment without thinking.
I should have put up a good post first, to make a good impression, damn it.
It’s like stealing a first kiss from that hottie and suddenly realizing that you just had liver and onions for lunch.
July 13, 2008 • 2:47 pm 2
Full Disclosure: There was a monetary exchange involved with this review. The owner of the reviewed site donated $40 in my honor to Americans United for Separation of Church and State in exchange for this review of his website. I have received no other compensation from the site owner. All images in this review link to the appropriate page on the Tony’s Adult Cam Review website.
I was contacted a week or so ago by Tony, owner of Tony’s Adult Cam Reviews, with an offer of cash to review his site here on this blog. While I was hesitant to get myself into more trouble with WordPress (the WP staff is a little weird about sex), Tony and I hammered out a deal involving a donation to a charity of my choice. Let me take a moment to thank Tony for his willingness to work out this unusual arrangement, and also thank him for the donation to a cause I hold near and dear to my heart. The rise of the Christian theocracy movement in particular disturbs me greatly, and affects us all in every part of our lives. Tony’s $40 will go toward protecting us all from that.
(My review is below the fold)
July 12, 2008 • 12:41 pm 10
But I totally get it if you’re completely distracted. Do the best you can, and watch it a few times, if you have to.
PZ Myers and Abbie Smith discussing epigenetics on video.
It’s like science porn for your brain. Feel free to touch yourself.
July 11, 2008 • 7:52 pm 2
For both of you in the universe that he hasn’t Emailed yet, The Boy got his college entrance exam scores back today.
He intends to become a High School Biology Teacher.
…or possibly a circus clown.