Thanks Janine. This made my morning. You get TWO peeks above our garters and a big wet tongue kiss on the steps of the courthouse, just to make Ftk’s skin crawl.
Ftk has apparently just been clued in to the fact that I’m a fictional girl. That’s too funny.
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The transcript is below the fold…
Long time no see. How is our internet Darwinist Tranvestite doing these days. Ed Brayton informs us that you’re really a dirty old man pretending to be a young lady on the net.
Are you going to go all the way like theistic Darwinist John Roughgarden?
LOL…now that there is funny. I didn’t pay much attention to Lou over at AtBC when I first started posting, but I kept hearing about “Janibelle” and fell upon “her” blog when reading some comments at Kristine’s (amused muse) blog. I honestly thought “she” was for real….had no clue it was a guy writing as a lesbian. He has another blog for Janibelle’s little “friend”, “Corporal Kate”.
I was clueless for several months that “Lou” had multiple personality disorder. Shoot, I even ran across a *real* picture of him in a lovely red dress posing on his own blog.
I’m not sure how many blogs he has….at least three.
Comment by Ftk — January 4, 2008 @ 12:31 am
- Here you go…found them. For your viewing pleasure, here are a few pictures of Lou/Janiebelle/Corporal Kate:One, Two, ThreeEnjoy…Comment by Ftk — January 4, 2008 @ 12:46 am
- Just thinking that after that last comment I made, I’ll probably get banned from AtBC *again*. Lou’s moderating over there now.Comment by Ftk — January 4, 2008 @ 12:50 am
She really is every little bit as dumb as the AtBC boys and girls say she is.
This amazing discovery is in the right sidebar of every single page of this blog (I am entirely fictional, and without sexual preference). The story is linked in the left sidebar of every single page of this blog. (All Good Things, the very first link in the Classic Dreams section.) It’s in the right sidebar of every single page on The Boy‘s blog. It was on the front page of Dispatches From The Culture Wars. It’s in The Boy‘s signature at AtBC, and thus appears at her favorite hangout no less than 1472 times.
It was a major embarrassment for DaveScot, Billy D., and Gil Dodgen (in whose heart I hold a special place!) at Uncommonly Dense. When I first showed up there at UD, Sal was making eyes at me so bad I thought I was going to die laughing. Larry the Crazy Falafelman Farfarman was on my blog like two seconds after my first post, and the first unsolicited email from him came a second later.
It was on this blog that DaveScot coined the AtBC moniker “Church Burnin’ Ebola Boys”, and called Denyse O’Leary “the smarmy Canadian cross dresser”… wait, let me quote the whole, classic comment…
I hate to disappoint the church burnin’ ebola boys but I won’t be commenting on UD in the future. I just told the smarmy Canadian cross dresser to go fuck itself in an email. It would have banned me in any case as it’s nowhere near as cool as Bill Dembski. The stick up its disgusting ass could make a redwood feel inadequate. I’m going to go ahead and forgive Bill for this monumental brainfart as he’s going through some long term bad shit on the homefront with a sick child. I felt bad about bailing out on him at a time like this but he forced my hand. No big deal. I had a few extra hours today to finish rebuilding the carbs on my jetboat (it’s back together and running great) and throw a ball in the water for my puppy. He’s napping at my feet on the houseboat at the moment. I think we’ll go out for a swim and then take the jetboat for a longer validation run.
P.S. if my dog was as ugly as the Canadian cross dresser I’d shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards.
HAHAHA – I kill me sometimes!
This was big news … eighteen months ago. I’m sure the re-opening of the wounds caused by the abject failure of The Design Detection Filter™ will be much appreciated by the morons over at Uncommonly Dense. Nice job, Ftk. You’re an idiot, and you don’t belong anywhere near a school, let alone have the brains or education to be dictating science to scientists.
And no, Ftk. AtBC will not ban you for the stupid things you say at other web venues. Those types of censorious policies are prevalent on the creationist sites like Young Cosmos, Reasonable Kansans and Uncommon Descent. You’re confused. If you were going to be banned for being a complete moron, there are currently 1132 perfectly fine examples of your complete lack of ability to reason at AtBC from which to choose. Any one of them would do.
Yes, we all find you a bore. Yes, you are both infantile and dumber than a goddamned rock. Yes, you are annoying, insulting, unreasonable, clueless, vile, condescending with no discernible reason for being so, offensive, childish, and … did I mention dumb?
But I have it on good authority that The Boy has no intention of feeding your Monumental Martyrdom Complex. So keep nailing yourself to your cross at every opportunity, Mary. Your deliberate attempts to get yourself banned occasionally generate entertaining responses, if nothing else.
P.S. You’re just jealous that The Boy has a better figure than you (I think he looks great, and he wore it for a damned good reason full backstory here). Also, you’re just mad because the UD boys were all swooning over me first. That makes you sloppy seconds.