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Still lovin you, by fabriceh @ FlickrHere I am. Well, in miniature version anyway.

CNN is reporting about a 390 million year old fossil of a scorpion found a few years ago in Germany, but this ain’t your garden variety arachnid.

This scorpion was eight feet long. Think about that.

EIGHT FRAKKIN FEET LONG.

This is the stuff of little girls’ nightmares, let me just tell you.

From the CNN story:

“We have known for some time that the fossil record yields monster millipedes, super-sized scorpions, colossal cockroaches, and jumbo dragonflies. But we never realized until now just how big some of these ancient creepy-crawlies were,” he said.

The research found a type of sea scorpion that was almost half a yard longer than previous estimates and the largest one ever to have evolved.

The study, published online Tuesday in the Royal Society’s journal Biology Letters, means that before this sea scorpion became extinct it was much longer than today’s average man is tall.

Prof. Jeorg W. Schneider, a paleontologist at Freiberg Mining Academy in southeastern Germany, said the study provides valuable new information about “the last of the giant scorpions.”

There’s more below the fold.

Let’s put that in perspective, shall we?

Big Scary Cannibal Scorpion

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Also from the CNN article:

Braddy said the fossil was from a Jaekelopterus Rhenaniae, a kind of scorpion that lived only in Germany for about 10 million years, about 400 million years ago.

He said some geologists believe that gigantic sea scorpions evolved due to higher levels of oxygen in the atmosphere in the past. Others suspect they evolved in an “arms race” alongside their likely prey, fish that had armor on their outer bodies.

Braddy said the sea scorpions also were cannibals that fought and ate one other, so it helped to be as big as they could be.

“The competition between this scorpion and its prey was probably like a nuclear standoff, an effort to have the biggest weapon,” he said. “Hundreds of millions of years ago, these sea scorpions had the upper hand over vertebrates — backboned animals like ourselves.”

You can find the abstract of the paper here at Biology Letters, the journal of The Royal Society, but you’ll have to pay for the full paper.

From whence came the art:

That first image is titled Still Lovin you, by fabriceh.

The second is an AP image accompanying the CNN story.

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13 Responses

  1. Kym says:

    Cripes, that thing is scary! Looks like something from the late late late movie…”The Scorpion from the Black Beyond”

  2. JanieBelle says:

    Yeah, no kidding.

    I just came across some images that might be even scarier, about which I’ll post later today. I have to collect my thoughts on that post before I jump in.

    Stay tuned.

  3. Berlzebub says:

    You think those pictures are scary? Look at the picture that PZ shows on his blog, just of the claws. This is another reason why AiG is so full of it. If we lived at the same time as any of these predators, we’d never have made it.

  4. tony says:

    I wonder what it tastes like?
    An exotic alternative to Turkey @ Thanksgiving?

  5. WhoreChurch says:

    It just makes me think of a tanker truck of melted butter.

    mmmmmmmmmmmmm

  6. JanieBelle says:

    Somehow, I’m beginning to empathize with the bait in Jaws. I’m thinking if we lived at the same time, it’d be the gihugic scorpions with the tub of butter at Thanksgiving…

  7. d.vrai says:

    mmmmm, butter…

  8. Stiletto says:

    I haven’t felt this creeped out since the Snakehead fish!

    http://www.answers.com/topic/snakehead-fish

    Those things can roam land for up to three days!

  9. yojoe says:

    Hope the hair band does not become extinct.

    yojoe

  10. JanieBelle says:

    I love 80s hair. I’m waiting for it to come back in style.

    Welcome yojoe.

  11. WhoreChurch says:

    It went out of style?

  12. Stiletto says:

    Haha, Whore. Er, Church.

    I’m still waiting for metal to make a comeback too. Long live the eighties!!!

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