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millenium feet, by Moody Kell @ FlickrI’m ashamed. Utterly guilty. I have in the last few days missed the birthdays of two (at least) of my favoritest bloggers.

That kinda sucks.

I kinda suck.

To Rachel and Molly, my sincerest apologies for being a self-centered butthead, for not reading other blogs more regularly, and generally sucking up the blogosphere by being so cloistered lately.

However belatedly, I wish you both two things:

  1. May this year find your thongs often on the floor,
  2. “…and let thy feet millenniums hence be set in the midst of knowledge.” – Alfred Lord Tennyson

Deep, wet, longing kisses to you both, and Happy Belated Birthday.

From whence came the art:

That image is titled millenium feet, by Moody Kell.

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Rock You Like a Hurricane, Eat You Like a Happy Meal

Still lovin you, by fabriceh @ FlickrHere I am. Well, in miniature version anyway.

CNN is reporting about a 390 million year old fossil of a scorpion found a few years ago in Germany, but this ain’t your garden variety arachnid.

This scorpion was eight feet long. Think about that.

EIGHT FRAKKIN FEET LONG.

This is the stuff of little girls’ nightmares, let me just tell you.

From the CNN story:

“We have known for some time that the fossil record yields monster millipedes, super-sized scorpions, colossal cockroaches, and jumbo dragonflies. But we never realized until now just how big some of these ancient creepy-crawlies were,” he said.

The research found a type of sea scorpion that was almost half a yard longer than previous estimates and the largest one ever to have evolved.

The study, published online Tuesday in the Royal Society’s journal Biology Letters, means that before this sea scorpion became extinct it was much longer than today’s average man is tall.

Prof. Jeorg W. Schneider, a paleontologist at Freiberg Mining Academy in southeastern Germany, said the study provides valuable new information about “the last of the giant scorpions.”

There’s more below the fold.

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The Writers Guild Makes It Happen – Pay Them.

No Justice, No Slogans, by Planetgordon @ Flickr

The short version:

Writers get paid like 4 cents when you buy a $20 DVD. They get nothing when their work gets sold or makes advertising revenue online. With virtually no overhead and exactly zero royalties to pay, the industry is in a nearly 100% profit zone by putting everything online.

Since the companies wouldn’t have anything to put online without the writers, you might call that biting the hand that feeds you. I’d call it fucking people over.

Let’s think of it like this. Let’s say I’m a hooker and you’re my regular 10:00 PM Friday.

The situation is akin to you getting the best lay of your life from an exceptionally skilled and talented prostitute and then bitching about the bill… and in this case the bill was like half a buck, you cheap fucking bastard. And then you have the audacity to ask for unlimited free blow-jobs.

I’m really beginning to not like you. You’d better go read this and this about the strike, courtesy of Max Adams. Max is a screenwriter, and she’s beginning to not like you too, so I suggest you go read those before she puts the smack-down on your cheap ass.

Besides, my 10:15 is due any minute, Speedy.

From whence came the art:

That image is titled No Justice, No Slogans, by Planetgordon.

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Kyla Ebbert Further Violates Southwest Dress Code

Kyla EbbertKyla Ebbert was minding her own business, catching a flight out of San Diego last July when some employee at Southwest Airlines felt it necessary to impose his Sharia-esque dress code will upon her. The outfit in question (seen on Kyla at the right) was cute and fairly normal, so anthrophobia (the fear of humans or the human body) seems to be the issue… Either that, or envy.

From Playboy.com:

In July at San Diego’s airport, a Southwest employee asked Kyla to change her outfit — a miniskirt, a sweater over a tank-top and high heels — or get off the plane. Kyla had already boarded the flight from San Diego to Tucson. She didn’t have any other clothes to change into because she was returning the same day. After Kyla adjusted her clothes to cover herself up more, the Southwest employee relented and let Kyla take the flight. She concealed herself even more with a blanket during the flight, but was understandably humiliated by the experience. Ironically, after all, most observers thought her ensemble was no more revealing than the average summer outfit of any college girl.

Well, Playboy has done a thorough inspection of Kyla, just to ensure that she wasn’t carrying any WMDs.

A few little samples are below the fold. If you’re a burqa fan, a Christo-fascist anthrophobe, or have a heart condition, I’d strongly suggest you not click.

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Filed under: Censorship, Fashion, Fundies, Images, Photos, Rants, Religion, , , ,

Theft of Republican Brain Farts

Get Out Of My Bed, by Moonwaves @ FlickrI’m swiping this blatently from Rogue Historian, who in turn swiped it from Propsqueen, and I’m adding one at the end from Kate:

To Be A Republican Today You Need To Believe:

1. Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.

2. Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush’s Daddy made war on him , a good guy when Cheney did business with him, and a bad guy when Bush needed a “we can’t find Bin Laden” diversion.

3. Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is Communist, but trade with China and Viet Nam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.

4. The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.

5. A woman can’t be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multinational drug corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.

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From Namaste to Shimmy to Mambo

Belly dancer, by The Kosovar @ FlickrConfession: I try to catch Namaste Yoga on FitTV whenever I can.

Disclaimer: I try to ignore all the “energy leaving your body through the third eye” mumbo jumbo and treat it as nothing more than a visualization for relaxing. It works OK for me. I really enjoy doing the exercise and listening to the voice of the instructor. Her voice really soothes me and sort of makes the whole thing work.

I’ve mentioned before, and our posting habits pretty well reflect that while Kate is an early bird, I’m a night owl. Grace is a little of both, but mostly a night owl. She stayed over last night, and while channel surfing I flipped past FitTV sometime around 0:dark30, and something new was just coming on: Shimmy.

Shimmy is sort of yoga meets belly dance, so being such a fan of Kristine, I had to jump right in. Kate’s used to our doing Namaste at odd hours of the dead of night, so it rarely elicits more than a muffled appreciation of a particular body position Grace and I might be in when she peeks from behind her tousled locks of obsidian satin hair with one half-opened eye. (That is unless she’s in need of some attention.) For whatever reason, last night was a little different.

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The Seduction of Jade

JadeToday I noticed an interesting referral from a website called Jade. Jade describes itself as “The International Erotic Art & Literature Magazine for the Pleasure of Discerning Adults”.

It looks rather intriguing, but I don’t see any link there to UDoJ. I’ll be perusing, and I thought my readers might as well. I see that they have a huge back-up of erotic literature submissions so I probably won’t send anything, but I might subscribe, and I may add a link as well.

Anyone familiar with the site?

From whence came the art:

That image is titled main portal image (I’m sure it really has a better name than that), from the Jade front page.

Filed under: About, Art, Erotica, Images, Literature, Literature and Literotica, Photos, Sex, , , ,

Orbs

Via Dame WigglyButt, comes this video. I’m late, but I wanted to share anyway.

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A Few Demands From Across The Aisle

This appeared in my inbox, and although I usually despise forwarded junk, and have been known to hospitalize people who send it, this was truly worth sharing.

Read on, but only if you have a sense of humor:

The Guys’ Rules

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

Finally , the guys’ side of the story.


We always hear
the rulesfrom the female side.


Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note… these are all numbered ‘1’
ON PURPOSE!

 

Their demands are below the fold.  (With a little more sensible formatting.  What is it with guys and fonts?)
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Filed under: Humor, Rants, Time Sink,

I Won!

Chataigne at breakfast, by isazappy @ FlickrI just posted this as a comment over at Amused Muse (being another award recipient, I thought I should tell her first):

Guess what?

Were y’all aware that Kristine is an “Islamofascist Lesbian Harlot”? Yes, it’s true. The Good Rev. Paul T. Hipple said so. (Look in the sidebar under “Terrorist Watch” links.)

Special K indeed.

I, proudly, am listed under his “Demon Alert” links as “Serial Pornographer-suspected lesbo”.

I’m so proud.

(I’m pretty sure it’s a parody site, but it’s so hard to tell sometimes.)

I should win something… A vibrator, at least. Or a car.

From whence came the art:

::That image is called Chataigne at breakfast, by Flickr user isazappy::

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