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Prenuptial Bliss

Wedding Procession, by Taylor Dundee @ FlickrChandra Marie Schaefer was just sending the groom off to his wedding with one last wild oat to remember (via the AP wire on Lycos, and an article at The Forum in Fargo to which I no longer have access and can’t link). Nathan Ross Blair had apparently carried his bachelor party a bit far, and was reported to police by a friend at about 3:15 AM for flashing a peek above his garters to passing motorists. He was wearing a kilt, and it seems reasonable to assume that the residents of Fargo, ND are now privy to the answer to the age old question of what Scotsmen wear underneath those things.

Ms. Schaefer apparently liked what she saw, as the pair was arrested and charged with indecent exposure and fornication when the police found them near a tree and away from the car where they began their tryst.

Ms. Schaefer pleaded guilty and received a $300 fine and a year of unsupervised probation for her her troubles, while Mr. Blair pleaded not guilty and has a date with the judge on October 16.

No word on whether they will speak to the back-stabbing friend again.

Also no word on whether the bride showed up at the chapel.

From whence came the art:

That photograph is titled Wedding Procession, by Taylor Dundee.

Crossposted at SitPS.

Filed under: Fashion, Humor, Romance, Sex

7 Responses

  1. Prenuptial Bliss

    Chandra Marie Schaefer was just sending the groom off to his wedding with one last wild oat to remember (via the AP wire on Lycos, and an article at The Forum in Fargo to which I no longer have access and can’t link). Nathan Ross Blair had apparent

  2. fornication is unlawful? Whoops

  3. JanieBelle says:

    Yeah Criminy.

    Whoops indeed.

  4. wonderful. so not only am i going to hell, but prison as well in all likelihood.

    i reckon i’ll take my chances

    hi janie

  5. JanieBelle says:

    Hi CJ,

    I just did a little law breakin’ in the backyard a little while ago.

    I’m waiting for the S.W.A.T. team to arrive any moment now.

    Kisses

  6. Sinner…caste thee behind me janie…i seek salvation. Or was that a dalmation. I can’t remember..whichever one has the little white spots and rides on the budweiser wahon

  7. Sounds like you need to go to confession, Criminy.

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