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Khajuraho, by pyjama @ FlickrWhat the heck is in the water in Washington?

I came across this via the Tacoma, Washington News Tribune.

Sixty-three year old Arthur Lawton has been charged with first degree animal cruelty in relation to an incident on May 8. Apparently, the now former employee of the Pioneer Farm Museum in Eatonville was observed by a witness who believes he was having sex with a goat in the museum’s barn. Mr. Lawton claims he was just trying to milk the goat.

OK, odd. Possibly a misunderstanding, possibly not. His now former employer reports that Mr. Lawson confessed to the sex part the following morning, hence the “now former” part of employee and employer.

Here’s the part that struck me:

Deputy prosecutor Brian Leech said Lawton is only the second person charged with the crime in Pierce County since the Legislature made bestiality a felony last year.

Lawmakers passed the law in response to a case where a man died after having sex with a horse near Enumclaw.

The first person Pierce County prosecutors charged with the crime was acquitted by a jury in May. He had been accused of having sex with the family pit bull.

OK. Setting aside the odd sexual proclivities of Washingtonians, what I’m bemused and bepuzzled by is the … um … physics … of the whole “died after having sex with a horse” thing. Is this perhaps one of those “you really do not want to know the answer to that, JanieBelle” things?

From whence came the art:

That photograph is titled Khajuraho, by pyjama.

Filed under: Biology, Science, Sex

17 Responses

  1. Martyne says:

    I don’t even want to think about the physics. What I want to know is why has it taken until last year to get round to making the law? And who is it designed to protect? The animals, or the dumbass perverts who want to do such things?

  2. Infophile says:

    My best guess is that the horse didn’t like it and kicked him. If it were a woman, I might postulate something going wrong with the harness (as the rumors (not facts) say happened to Catherine the Great).

  3. Deacon Barry says:

    I guess the physics of man on horse copulation depends on whether it’s a stallion or a mare.

  4. damewiggy says:

    I’m far more concerned/impressed with the brave/crazy mofo that had the courage to pork a pit bull.

    damn.

  5. JanieBelle says:

    Or be porked by a pit bull, in light of Deacon Barry’s observation…

  6. max says:

    The horse fought back. Good for the horse.

  7. JanieBelle says:

    Indeed max.

    I can’t imagine how a horse could possibly give informed consent.

    Oddly, I just woke up at 3:30 in the morning, and my first thought upon waking was “there must have been a stepladder involved”.

    Perhaps the horse kicked the stepladder, and the damned fool broke his neck.

  8. max says:

    Well, as Deadon pointed out, we are going on the assumption there the horse is female, and it may well not have been, in which case, there are possibilities you really do not want to know.

  9. max says:

    Jeesh. It is late. Deacon.

  10. JanieBelle says:

    Wouldn’t it still involve a stepladder, though?

    I think you’re right. I probably don’t want to know.

  11. Uninspired22 says:

    If i remember the story correctly, as heard on a podcast and then read from the source newspaper, ahem, it was a stallion and the cause of death was peritonitis due to a perforated bowel. draw your own conclusions.

    Great blog JanieBelle, thanks for the read.

  12. JanieBelle says:

    Thank you, both for the uh… information, and the compliment.

    Do hang ’round. It’s been a little sad ’round here lately due to what is now a string of deaths in the family (yet more bad news came this afternoon), but usually it’s a much spunkier joint.

    Just give us a day or two kick the Grim Reaper’s butt so he’ll give us a break for a while.

  13. max says:

    Horse breeders do not stick the big bucks horses into a stall together, they spray a padded dummy mare down with pheremones and let the stallion loose and collect the sperm after. They do this because horse sex is a little violent and they do not want to risk the horse flesh. Put man flesh in there, it is not real surprising it killed the guy, it has killed plenty a horse and horses are sturdier.

  14. Martyne says:

    Can’t believe it. Nearly finished my post, hit a wrong key, and the whole lot got swallowed up in Cyberspace. So to reiterate, not that you got the message the first time, I have a couple of points. “possibilities you do really not want to know” is only the half of it max. I love horses and if I got my hands on those bastards who abuse them they would not be having sex again, with anything. Assuming they were lucky enough to still be alive by the time I had finished with them. On a practical note JanieBelle, a step ladder might not have been needed. If the horse was a falabella then it would have been a maximum height of 8 Hands. That’s just 32 inches at the shoulders. Right, I’ve said my piece. I’m the hell out of this one.
    Sorry about your new family problem Janie. I’m hanging around just long enough to say you know how I feel about you, and all this. Hang in there girl.

  15. Martyne says:

    Just want to make one final point before I go, in case some horsey person has a go at me. Despite the falabella being less than 14 1/2 hands high it is still considered, presumeably because of it’s conformation, to be a true horse.

  16. Martyne says:

    Have been akward with this one, and in a way it seems to have run it’s course. Going back to my original comment, I hope the laws, whoever they were concieved for, give protection to the animals who need it.

  17. Martyne says:

    Sorry everyone, if I seem to bang the drum about horses a lot. It is simply because I love them so much. Is that such a bad thing?

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