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Quietly Naked In The Pouring Rain, The Witness In The Window – by Deacon Barry

Window through Window, by SimplySchmoopie @ FlickrLet me begin by congratulating our winner, but then ask that since he seems to be on a roll, and this is his third winning entry, that he step aside for a few months and share a little spotlight with some of our other readers, if that’s OK.

The winner of our fifth poetry contest is Deacon Barry! His prize is a guest post here on UDoJ, on any topic of his choice. And since we’re de-listed from WordPress anyway, and all “MATURE CONTENT” and all, I’ve even removed the proscriptions on “The F Bomb” and pornography.

Deacon Barry, E-Mail me your post, and I’ll get it up ASAP. If you’d like to include a picture or graphic with it, I’ll be happy to include that as well (though I may need to resize it for aesthetic purposes only).

Without further ado, here is Deacon Barry’s winning entry, just below the fold –

Deacon Barry

Mr Pazoo, Mr Pazoo,
Sneak to me
Speak to me,
What did you do?

It’s Saturday night.
It’s pouring with rain.
Mummy and Daddy
Are fighting again.
Mummy’s best friend
Is waiting outside.
He hasn’t got clothes on.
He’s trying to hide.
Daddy was out.
They thought I was sleeping.
They kissed and they cuddled.
I know. I was peeping.
Mr Pazoo promptly
Picked up the phone.
In a voice sounding like me, said,
“Daddy! Come home!”

Mr Pazoo, Mr Pazoo,
Sneak to me
Speak to me,
What did you do?

Mr Pazoo
Is my very best friend
He says he’ll be close to me
Right to the end
His fingers are scissors
His eyeballs are red
He lives in a dungeon
Right under my bed
He makes lots of mischief.
He says it’s a game.
Whenever he’s naughty,
I get the blame.
But I know that he loves me
He’ll always be true
He’ll always protect me
Will Mr Pazoo

Mr Pazoo, Mr Pazoo,
Sneak to me
Speak to me,
What did you do?

Mummy and Daddy
Are getting irate
But the man in the garden’s
The person I hate
If he wasn’t here
They wouldn’t get mad
They wouldn’t shout at me
I wouldn’t feel sad
He’ll always protect me
He knows what to do
That man’s got a meeting
With Mr Pazoo
His fingers are scissors
His eyeballs are red
The man has his throat cut
And now he is dead.

Mr Pazoo, Mr Pazoo,
Sneak to me
Speak to me,
WHAT DID YOU DO?

From whence came the art:

That photograph is titled Window through Window by SimplySchmoopie.

Filed under: Literature, Poetry, Poetry Contests

13 Responses

  1. Patrick says:

    Five drops of blood to Deacon Barry for a very nice homely poem.

    Very nice, thank you for sharing.

  2. JanieBelle says:

    It really is creepy and bloody and scary, despite being in the voice of the child… maybe because it’s in the voice of the child.

    Very well done, Deacon.

    Kisses

  3. Martyne says:

    So that damn Deacon Barry has won again. Not surprised you have asked him (and I use “him” loosely because he looks decidedly girly with that curly hair on his blog, or in fact like a poodle I used to own) to stand down.

  4. damewiggy says:

    Well done.

    Now if you’d kindly help me out of this terrified fetal position, i’d be much obliged.

    a’boo-hoo-hoooo

  5. JanieBelle says:

    OK, Martyne, settle down now. I don’t have a Big Green Marker anymore, but I do have a disemvoweler, and I’m not afraid to use it.

    (In fact, I’m dying to try it out. Somebody post some nasty comment so I can test it…)

    Hi DameWigglyButt!

    I’m so happy to see you again! I’ll be right over to give you a hug…

    Kisses

  6. S y hv dsmvwlr. Lt t tk n my dgrssnmnstr nd s wh wns.

    Me. 🙂

    Kisses, Martyne, and thanks.

  7. JanieBelle says:

    Oh God, I didn’t even notice it would change your name. Now it even links to the Wiki page for disemvoweling!

    All automatic. That’s too funny.

    Thanks Martyne.

    Kisses

  8. m sch btch, ths nw ty tckls m t n nd…

    Ksss

  9. JanieBelle says:

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  10. well now how cool is that? If they ever make a disemboweler lemme know. I’m in desperate need of something better than this fillet knife

    hi janie

  11. JanieBelle says:

    It is very, very cool.

    And it’s free, which makes it even cooler.

    Kisses

  12. Deacon Barry says:

    Thank you once again. As undisputed world champion I am announcing my retirement from the high octane world of JanieBelle’s undressed in the precipitation poetry competitions, and shall embark on my career of endorsing grills and aftershave.
    Girly? I’ll show that minx Martyne who’s girly! I’d snatch her bald if it didn’t ruin my nail varnish.

  13. Martyne says:

    So you think you’re raining (you’re the one who can’t tell precipitation from participation so don’t have a go at me for my spelling Deacon) champion. And please don’t refer to my snatch in public. It’s very unseemly.

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