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Real Crop Circles

Drunken Crop CirclesA peek above our garters to Dr. BA over at BadAstronomy for posting an image of these real crop circles

It wasn’t astronauts who were drunk. It was aliens.

I have a somewhat different interpretation though, as posted in the comments:

Alien researcher #1 “See?”
Alien researcher #2 “No. I still don’t get it.”
Alien researcher #1 “They do it because it’s funny!”
Alien researcher #2 “But it’s not. We just wrecked some dude’s crop.”
Alien researcher #1 “Well, maybe we just didn’t do it right.”
Alien researcher #2 “I’m tellin’ ya, they do it to worship invisible people in the sky.”
Alien researcher #1 “You mean us? Nah, they’re not as dumb as you think they are.”
Alien researcher #2 “Are you kidding? Have you seen that guy they put in that big white house?”
Alien researcher #1 “Good point. Maybe we should just come back in a few thousand years.”
Alien researcher #2 “I don’t think we’ll need to bother.”

From whence came the art:

That image is from the UK Metro, and as a linking thumbnail for parody should qualify as fair use

Filed under: Astronomy, Entertainment, Photos, Science, Science Links, Space Travel

7 Responses

  1. Martyne says:

    What exactly are “real crop circles”? Are the other ones fake and made of plastic?

  2. JanieBelle says:

    Hahahaha!

    Too funny.

  3. Martyne says:

    Glad I made you laugh. But you still haven’t answered my question. Define “real” in this context.

  4. JanieBelle says:

    Seriously?

    Ok, I’ll be serious.

    Crop circles are a phenomena where teenage pranksters go out into a corn or grain field at night, and using some fairly simple tools stomp down the crops in fancy patterns, as seen from the air.

    Since this activity began back in the ’70s, nutty people believe, in spite of all the evidence and common sense, that aliens from another planet flew thousands of light years through space to send humanity messages by messin’ up the corn.

    OK, think about that. Your race builds a space ship capable of interstellar flight. You hop in and go all the way to earth to make contact with this species called human.

    Is making elaborate and unintelligible patterns in the wheat fields at night really the best way to do that?

    Anyway, when one of the culprits is caught or confesses, the nutters always say “Well, that one was fake, but those other ones are REAL!!!”

    It’d be sad were it not so funny.

  5. […] Beauty Of Crop Circles Martyne and I were just yacking about crop circles, as brought up by the recent post by the […]

  6. Martyne says:

    Being serious really hurts my head. I hope it doesn’t pain you as much. Thanks for the reply. As always I totally get you. We should probably be protecting our grain fields in this country because if this foot and mouth thing gets out of hand again it may be all we have to eat! Already our European neighbours have banned our meat exports and it is only day 2 or 3 of this latest crisis.

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