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Heard On Graham Norton Today

What’s the difference between a golf ball and a clitoris?

Men don’t mind spending ten minutes looking for a golf ball.

Laughing Jesus

Hey.  Jesus thought it was funny.

Filed under: Entertainment, Humor, Sex, Time Sink

17 Responses

  1. max says:

    You crack me up.

  2. Infophile says:

    Men. We make me sick.

  3. Martyne says:

    Spot on.

  4. Martyne says:

    Will avoid your poetry voting post from now on. Unless I have something relevant to say.
    Sorry.

  5. max says:

    I am sorry. Maybe it is just me.

    What the hell about that would make anybody sick?

    There was not even sex it is a freaking joke you cad.

  6. JanieBelle says:

    Max, Infophile got it, he was joking back.

    Read his crack again, silly.

    (heh heh.. I said crack.)

    Kisses

  7. JanieBelle says:

    No prob, Martyne.

    You could of course, go y’know… vote!

    You’re even allowed to vote for your own poem!

    Kisses

  8. JanieBelle says:

    Um, the thing about voting for your own poem was directed at the contestants, obviously.

  9. JanieBelle says:

    (like max, for instance.)

  10. Infophile says:

    It’s also a pop culture reference, though I guess 3rd Rock from the Sun has lost a lot of its pop by now.

  11. max says:

    Oops. Sorry about that cad thing Info Person.

  12. max says:

    Um, aren’t the contestants kind of biased?

  13. JanieBelle says:

    Well, if the contestants don’t vote, the way it’s going nobody will.

    We need to get the voting rolling…

    I’ve been out and about. I guess I’d better spend some time letting people know.

  14. max says:

    Well, if I post something like “hey go vote for my fucking poem” there will be a lot of votes but that seems wrong….

    Of course I like wrong.

    [evil smile]

  15. Martyne says:

    After reading Infophile’s comment about 3rd Rock From the Sun I checked up on the gorgeous Jane Curtin on Wiki and discovered she is older than me. Seems I go for the more mature woman as well as sexy spring chickens like yourself JanieBelle.

  16. Martyne says:

    Puting my physical feelings for you aside JanieBelle, I will spend some time assesing the entries in your poetry competition because I know it means a lot to you. Being a friend of your most prolific winner, Deacon Barry might make my vote smack of nepotism, should I go for him, but I would like to assure everybody that I am not in his pay (the stingy git) and will vote for what is best to me.

  17. Kristine says:

    Men. They never ask directions… 😉

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