Apparently Kent Hovind, liar, scam artist, tax-evader, and convicted criminal has taken to blasphemy and slander of the Big Kahuna. Forgery and identity theft of a deity has to be on top of the no-no list, doesn’t it?
His latest prevarication is rather over the top. A peek above our garters to Rev. Big Dumb Chimp, for pointing us to the response from The Real, Actually True Almighty God™, excerpted below the fold.
Creationist criminal Kent Hovind, who is serving a much-publicized prison sentence for large-scale tax evasion, has just published an alleged conversation with Me. I know I’ve made Myself scarce lately, but this slander forces Me to break My silence and clear the record. I am not, nor have I ever been, incarcerated in a federal penitentiary. More importantly, I do not love Kent Hovind.
The conversation Hovind published is a complete fabrication, but I wish to single out several portions for divine disavowment anyway: