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Tonight’s The Night – Poetry Contest!

 

Don’t forget to get your poems in for the current poetry contest!

Quietly Naked In The Pouring Rain, The Dying Lover

The winner gets a guest post on UDoJ, subject of your choice.

Entries may be submitted until 11:59 PM EDT (GMT -4 BST -5 Thanks Martyne!) June 30 (TONIGHT!), and voting will be between then and 11:59 PM EDT (GMT -4 BST -5) July 7.

Filed under: Literature, Poetry, Poetry Contests

“Vengence Is Mine,” Sayeth Dame Wiggly Butt

O Rly?In an apparent act of retaliation for my having busted her meme tagging cherry, Dame Wiggins of Lee has tagged me with the Q&A meme.

It resides below the fold.

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Filed under: About, Blogs In Our MonkeySphere, Friends, Humor, Memes, Time Sink

Laboratory Speciation – Done.

Chromosome TransferIra Flatow talks today on Science Friday with Craig Venter. Craig and his team of scientists have taken the genome of one bacteria and transplanted into another, thus changing it to another species.

Reported in today’s issue of Science (gotta pay for it), this research may be the first step in creating an artificial life form from scratch, which is just too amazing for words.

Of course creationists will have to have a huge conference on where they’ll move the goal posts now. If they were honest, they’d just stop giving all their money to the invisible psycho in the sky who’s never been observed creating a damned thing and send it all to Craig. I guess the key word in that sentence is “honest”.

More below the fold.

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Filed under: Biology, Education, Science, Science Links

HA! The Terrorists Missed Me Again!

Scum-sucking terrorists have now missed me for the third straight year.

I was on holiday in London in July of 2005.  I was there the week of the second attempted bombings, but was on a day trip to Windsor Castle, Bath, and Stonehenge the day they executed their fiendish plot.

They were very smart that time.  They lulled me into a false sense of security by setting off the bombs on July 7.  Although I briefly considered canceling my holiday, I figured that immediately following those attacks, London would probably be the safest city in the world.  Fortunately, the second bunch of whackos was incompetent.

My second trip to London was scheduled for August of last year, and fortunately the boys at The Yard busted the whackos before they could put their plot to kill me in motion.  That time, they were going to sneak some liquid stuff on board my plane and mix them together in order to blow me up.

BIG OL KISSES TO THE BRITS WHO WERE LOOKING OUT FOR ME!  I LOVE YOU GUYS, TOO!

This time I tricked the nutjobs completely.  I’m not going to London this year, I’m too poor.  But they were ready, just in case I snuck over.

But the London law enforcement boys were watching them watching me.

From CNN:

LONDON, England (CNN) — Police in London say they have deactivated a bomb capable of creating huge casualties, raising renewed fears of a terrorist strike almost two years after the city was hit by deadly suicide bombers.

The device, consisting of 200 liters of fuel, gas cylinders and nails linked to a triggering mechanism, was found in a car in Haymarket, in the city’s busy nightclub and theater district shortly before 2 a.m. (0100 GMT) on Friday.

British Prime Minister Gordon Brown, appointed just two days earlier in a transition of power seen as a potential spur for extremists to mount an attack, said the incident was a reminder of the dangers facing the country.

Brown, whose predecessor Tony Blair’s support for the war stoked anger among Islamic militants, said Britain faces “a serious and continuous threat” and the public “need to be alert” at all times.

The incident comes close to the second anniversary of July 7, 2005, when four Islamic extremist suicide bombers killed 52 people on London’s transport system in the deadliest strike on the city since World War II.

British anti-terror chief Peter Clarke said the explosives would have resulted in significant injury and loss of life had the explosives detonated.

You’ll notice that CNN never once even mentions my name anywhere in the article.  Those guys are so good to be concerned about my privacy, but really, it’s not necessary.

More kisses for all of British law enforcement, who does such a fine job looking out for my safety from the evil freaks with bombs.  I really do love you gals and guys.

Filed under: Friends, London, Politics

A Year Of Dreams

Collier’s LilithI’ve thought about several different ways to celebrate the first anniversary of the birth of this blog. I thought about a retrospective, a party, maybe some long eloquent post about what UDoJ has meant to me and what I hope it means to you.

All of that seemed trite and overdone for me. I just don’t think it would do this blog justice. I’ve spent the last few weeks beating my head against a brick wall, trying to figure out what I wanted to do.

In the end, the truth is that UDoJ isn’t what it is because of me, it is what it is because of you, Dreamers. And I think you all should have had the opportunity to speak your mind about UDoJ.

To that end, I’m going to make this an open thread and just get out of the way. Have at it.

Let me also encourage you to find my email address in the right side bar and use it to send your thoughts. I’ll publish them in the form of a post, if you want. Tell us what you liked best, what you liked least, what your favorite moments were thus far, or just why you bother to read this little blog.

Don’t feel rushed, I didn’t really give y’all any warning. I’m a procrastinator, remember?

Kisses to you all, with many more to come.

Filed under: About, Time Sink

Eight Dirty Little Secrets

O Rly?I have been tagged by Not-Quite-Kristine, at Amused Muse.

*We have to post these rules before we give you the facts.
* Players start with eight random facts/habits about themselves.
* People who are tagged need to write their own blog about their eight things and post these rules. At the end of your blog post, you need to choose eight people to get tagged and list their names.
* Don’t forget to leave them a comment telling them they’re tagged, and to read your blog.

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Filed under: About, Blogs In Our MonkeySphere, Friends, Memes, Time Sink

Y’know What Sucks?

When a five minute errand turns into a five hour marathon around town.

That’s what sucks.

I’m exhausted.

Filed under: About, Humor

UMass Amherst Honors Andrew Card…

How did I miss this? Check out this great video of the faculty and student response!

A great big peek above our garters to Javier, The Science Pundit, for bringing this to our attention.

Andrew Hill “Andy” Card Jr. (born May 10, 1947) is an American politician and lobbyist, two time member of the United States Cabinet, and head of George W. Bush’s White House Iraq Group. Card served as U.S. Secretary of Transportation under George H. W. Bush and the White House Chief of Staff under his son. He announced his resignation as Chief of Staff March 28, 2006, effective April 14, 2006.

Filed under: Blogs In Our MonkeySphere, Education, Friends, Humor, Politics, Rants, Science

True Fish Story

Fishing The Hard Way

We went to the beach today.  We were celebrating a birthday (not mine or Kate’s – they’ve already past), and that’s how the birthday girl wanted to spend it, so we packed a handful of us up and headed to the beach.

It’s was lovely.  The sky was clear, the beach was nearly deserted, the water was nearly as warm as bath water.  The surf was just rough enough to be fun, without being too heavy to deal with.

Ya just couldn’t ask for a better day at the beach.

So we’re out in the water, having a ball and just goofing and riding the waves.  There’s the occasional swim suit slippage resulting in one of us mooning the rest and such, and that was pretty funny.

Suddenly there’s a bit of ruckus as one of the male members of our party starts hollering.  John (the fella in question) is in slightly shallower water and he’s dancing around and reaching down into the water.

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Filed under: Family, Friends, Humor

Beachius Interruptus Per Coitus

White Bikini

So I mentioned to some of y’all that I’d be tied up by a trip to the beach this afternoon (and with any luck, probably tied up during a trip to the beach this afternoon).

Ummm…. yeah. Kate and I were about to go to the beach for a few hours so I could cool off (on several different levels).

I was minding my own business, putting on my swim suit and Kate offered to help.

We didn’t quite make it, apparently Kate had … other ideas.

Now I’m all worn out and I need a nap, then there will be some beach, then maybe later some blogging.

Unless Kate has other ideas again…

Just so y’know.

Filed under: Corporal Kate, Romance, Sex

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