Actually, somebody misplaced it. Don’t worry though, the cops found it.
A peek above our garters to GrrlScientist for this little chuckle:
A policeman found an abandoned rental truck — its engine still warm — sitting by the side of the road, the back stuffed with plastic-wrapped bundles of marijuana.
“Somebody’s going be in some major trouble for walking away and leaving that quantity sitting on the side of the freeway,” said Sgt Telfinues Preszler Jnr of the California Highway Patrol.
“I’m glad I’m not him.”