No, not that time of the month, the time of the month when we offer up our homage to the King of all Poo, and bring you our strange but true searches that brought people to UDoJ.
I really gotta stop waiting until the last minute to comment on these things, they’re really starting to pile up.
Plus, some dork shorted me three days this month. Who’s bright idea was that?
LITEROTICA SEX STORIES – Bunches and Bunches.
narrarated erotica – You’ll like this one, trust me.
Matthew LaClair mp3 – Your wish is my command.
You’re the Evolution of Dance – Thanks! (I think.)
figure out scrambled letters – unscramble them?
total fark log-in details – Get your own, cheapskate. It’s five bucks a month for cryin’ out loud.
animal hair ID/comparison: differences – Geez, now they’re basing their arguments on animal hair?
proposition 957 Washington – Proof that there is no parody of Fundies too extreme to be believable.
type three secretion systems – Good stuff from Nick Matzke.
‘gently rubbing” wet – Do continue…
“FLYERS FAN” bag on head – Me.
wordpress.com, sandbox – The theme I’m using, believe it or not. I so rule.
I want to suck the marrow out of life – Do it. You won’t regret it.
mother daughter lesbos – You keep looking for that. How’s that going for you?
1000 top old childporn – Hey dude. If they’re children, they ain’t exactly old, right?
wake your lover at 3 am – I’d suggest offering an orgasm, for your own safety.
she sucks forth my soul marlowe – She’s a vampiress.
shame on it all – Yeah, shame on it all. Wait. Why?
The Road Not Taken+rhyme – = Robert Frost.
Amnesty International Lybia September200 – I don’t think they were around back then.
woolly worms head – Kinkiest search to date. I imagine the woolly worm won’t mind.
being ignored – Then comment. I usually try to reply to most all of them.
i love scam artists – You have issues.
Jay Mick – Psycho jerk with tinfoil hat.
jujuquisp davescot – Blipey’s got dibs.
Fred Phelps funny video – You asked for it, you got it.
“peeing in the yard” – When ya’ gotta go…
what do u dream to be in iraq – WTF?
literotica palm – Add a little lube, and you’re all set.
how to make a birthday list – Step One: Make a list of things you want for your birthday.
totalfark never post on – With all the users, I can’t think of anything that wouldn’t get posted on.
love biological imperative – Me too. I find it compelling, don’t you?
rob paranoia – You can have mine, and you don’t even have to rob me.
first million pools winner – I’d hate to see the water bill.
WHAT THE HELL DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE – I’m guessing a rabbit. Or maybe Neo. But if you keep yelling down the hole, I doubt you’ll find out.
sexandtheivy.com – The bleeding heart nympho’s guide to Harvard life.
calandars – Looky here for two really good ones.
kristine erotic stories – Here’s one, and it’s just about to really heat up.
after the bar closes uncommonly dense – Now with over 400 pages of fun.
josh bozeman – Wanker.
jad marker – Funny stuff.
“new jersey sucks” – Not so much anymore.
Darwin and Lilith – You’ve come to the right place, friend.
mistress in satin – Sometimes satin, sometimes leather.
breezy skirts – Love ’em.
The shakespeare steals – …third! And he’s safe!
am i still a virgin if i’ve used a vibra – If you have to ask honey, the answer is ‘YES’!
Carmen Sandiego by for Space – English isn’t your first language, is it?
big honkin – Universe.
wall of shame the fallen clergy – But can they reach their beer?
steve austin atheist – Better, stronger, faster.
“picture of her butt” – See here.
“are computer viruses alive” – Not yet, AFAIK.
Li Daiqin – Spider Nookie pic.
what is the effect of too many nuetrons – Probably the same as too many morans.
udoj – You found us. Welcome.
you dream janie – I do, and they’re very strange and vivid. Usually involving sex.
“naked and bound” – What a lovely image.
sexual fun in England – If you only knew. But hey. What happens in London, stays in London. Mostly. Unless I blog about it.
witchcraft and bsdm – Two different kinds of fantasy.
[Delete some goof from your friend list. – Good advice. “Don’t put him there in the first place.” Better advice.
i wore stilettos garter belt stockings – Got pictures?
important day in love – All of them.
am i a virgin if I didn’t come? – Probably not, but you might have chosen a better lover.
marine girlfriend myspace icons – Leave the smutty dolphin pics alone.
Udream – Idream Wealldream of Janie, I hope.
“fertilize”, literotica – I don’t even want to know.
GHETTO – SLUM.
homo sexuality cured – Read my lips: THERE’S NOTHING TO CURE.
Sugasm – Here.
picture of a depressed woman – If this is how you spend your internet time, I’d suggest looking at a picture of your girlfriend.
DAUGHTERS OF LESBOS – Are usually girls, same as daughters of anyone else.
Literotica preacher – Amen! That’s a preacher I’d support!
funny jury selection responses – “Your honor, a judge walks into a bar…”
how to write enunciations – With a pen.
Haggard booted from church – Now if we could just boot him from the planet…
alabama dildo 2007 – More dangerous than a gun.
knight in armor erotic – Maybe I’ll do that next.
“Wall of Shame” – Right here.
sweatshopsissy blogspot – No, WordPress.
birthday wish good words – “Happy Birthday. Want to fuck?”
dumb chimp shirt – Link love!
down the rabbit hole “meaning” – Try “Alice in Wonderland”, “Through the Looking Glass”, or “The Matrix”.
blog “youtube” censor OR censors OR cens – or cents or sense
VALID DEDUCTIVE AGUMENT – ARGUMENTUM AD CAPSLOCK ISN’T ONE OF THEM.
if i have seen further – it is because I have binoculars.
pooflingers – Link Love!
silver ring thing for older people – Ok, perhaps we need to explain the silver ring thing…
idol office pool rules – First one struck by lightning wins.
afox, blog – Link Love!
wake up itching – Stop sleeping in the poison ivy.
“For the Courtesan Ch’ing Lin” – Beautiful.