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Who Else Saw The Headline

Blipey, Master of GravityDavey The King of all CheesyPoofs“Police arrest suspect in clown show killings”

and thought, “Uh-Oh. Davey (violating the S.L.o.T. at right) went on a pre-emptive strike before blipey (wetting our thongs at left) got to town…”

Just wonderin’.

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8 Responses

  1. blipey says:

    Wow. I know some people are afraid of clowns, but really: gunning them down in the middle of a show? And in front of children? What the hell is wrong with people?

    Never fear me getting killed by the Tardmeister, for several reasons:

    1. My superior footspeed
    2. Not even the Marines let Dave fire a gun after Basic.
    3. Dave’s attraction to men in make-up wouldn’t allow him to pull the trigger.
    4. My vomit (produced after he asked me to impregnate him) would act as an oil slick in a get-a-way.
    5. The cheesypoof dust on Dave’s fingers would cause him to fumble the gun.
    6. Unbeknownst to Dave, within a 10 meter radius of my person gravity actually is the strongest force in the universe. He will not be able to move is lardishness around in my superior gravity field.
    7. Mushrooms, mushrooms, beautiful, delicious mushrooms, dancing on the poop deck, painting the walls, mushrooms so nice and fragrant, mushrooms in his pipe, mushrooms in his eyes, mushrooms playing in Synaptic Park.

  2. JanieBelle says:

    Now blipey. That’s not entirely true.

    I have it on very good authority that the Marine Corps did in fact allow Davey to use a soldering gun…

    …once.

  3. blipey says:

    Okay, I’ll grant you number 2. But the others are all absolutely 100% correct.

  4. Dave was very excited that time.

    He thought they said “Soldiering” gun.

  5. blipey says:

    He’s just upset that his stealth armament doesn’t show up on radar.

  6. JanieBelle says:

    Well in all fairness, one should always know where one’s Cheesy-Poofs are, stealth armament or no…

  7. Rich says:

    BLIPEY AND DAVETARD UP A TREE, K – I – DOUBLE S – I – N – G.

  8. blipey says:

    Don’t make me take a picture of the small kitten that is guarding the escape from your own tree, Rich. I’ll do it too; I once looked at a camera in the photography section of Walmart for 10 minutes, so I am now expecting some of the shots I’ve taken of the Lake Travis Floating Pleasure Yacht to appear in National Geographic any time now.

    Just another thing that I’m better at than you, Rich. SNAP. homo. -dt

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