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Frances Allen, Computer GoddessFrances Allen, 74, is the first ever woman to win the title of Turing Award Winner. The Turing Award is given to folks for outstanding work in the field of computing. It comes with $100,000, and some serious bragging rights.

Via CNN:

(AP) — One of the most prestigious prizes in computing, the $100,000 Turing Award, went to a woman Wednesday for the first time in the award’s 40-year history.

Frances E. Allen, 74, was honored for her work at IBM Corp. on techniques for optimizing the performance of compilers, the programs that translate one computer language into another.

This process is required to turn programming code into the binary zeros and ones actually read by a computer’s colossal array of minuscule switches.

Allen joined IBM in 1957 after completing a master’s degree in mathematics at the University of Michigan. At the time, IBM recruited women by circulating a brochure on campuses that was titled “My Fair Ladies.”

Her work led her into varied assignments, including writing intelligence analysis software for the National Security Agency. More recently she helped design software for IBM’s Blue Gene supercomputer.

She retired in 2002 but has stayed active in programs that encourage girls and women to study computer science.

“It’s a very tough problem overall,” she said. “Constant attention to it is important.”

Since the Turing Award was first given in 1966 by the Association for Computing Machinery, previous winners have included luminaries in encryption, artificial intelligence, hypertext, networking and other vital elements of modern computing. All were men, including Backus, the 1977 winner.

Funny that a quick search doesn’t turn up DaveScot’s name on the list of previous winners, despite his cheesypoof laden claims of super geniac autotictac SAT brainiusness.

Maybe there’s a vast computer geek conspiracy to keep former Dell employees from entering the mainstream of the field…

Filed under: Education, Fundies, Humor, Religion, Science

5 Responses

  1. blipey says:

    But can shegrow mushrooms?

    And, in all seriousness, it is not compilers that make the world go round. It is the arrangement of hardware in thin, light-weight plastic boxes that takes real genius. And anyway, if I wanted to I could’ve been a compiler pioneer, but I saw the worthlessness of entering a field that would someday allow a woman to win an award.

    Also, I independently discovered the word “Grandma” all by myself with no help. It just bubbled out when I was a young tard and formed the following sentence, “Please don’t hit me again grandma; not in the face.” So, I’m suing your ass for vocabulary infringement.

    Now I’ve compiled your world, huh? homo. -dt

  2. JanieBelle says:

    Keep making fun of me, and I’ll violate your S.L.o.T., homo. oh wait. – dt

  3. Bogan says:

    Scientists are much smarter than fundies.

    Fundies only imagine the end of the world, the scientists have made it possible!

    Did you know ATHEIST can be spelled EATSHIT?

  4. JanieBelle says:

    Wow. I am overwhelmed by your logical prowess, exemplified by this highly thoughtful and intelligent comment.

  5. blipey says:

    But didn’t God make the end of the world possible? I started reading what I thought was a syllogism, but then got lost. Of course, I’m not a scientist. But, I’ve played one on TV (okay, actually industrial film, but that doesn’t roll of the tongue very well). How smart does that make me?

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