Ok, I didn’t win top prize, but I did receive this:
The award for the most obscure dig at Creationists goest to JanieBelle, who had this killer line:
I’m taking you home tonight.
NOTE: If you doubt this is possible, how is it there are PYGMIES + DWARFS??
I’d like to thank the acadamy, my mom, Kate, all of you, and oh yes – Dr. PZ, without whom this award would not have been possible both because I had never seen that Chick tract before I saw it at his blog, and because without him I quite literally would not exist.
Lots of good pick-up lines there, go check out the winners.
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Nicely played! I can’t help but laugh every time I read it. Much better than any of the finalists.
Oh, and Happy Birthday!
Thank you Moxy.
I’m glad I’m crackin’ somebody up besides myself and Kate and M.
And thank you for the birthday wishes.
It was my best one EVAH!!!
Yours was hilarious, but the winner… Well, unfortunately, I read it at work.
Anyway, congrats. But since you didn’t win the Valentine card…
Dang it… I tried to make those little heart emoticons, but they didn’t work.
Oh well, hopefully it truly is the thought that counts.
-Berlzebub
which takes it to a whole ‘nuther level of funny!
It is the thought that counts, Berlzebub.
Thank you, and Kisses to you.
Berl: Use “<” + “;”. Like: <3. Good stuff!
Janie: The “PYGMIES + DWARFS” thing is one of my most favouritest internet memes ever. I’m ashamed that I didn’t think to tie it into the contest myself!
Mine too, Joshua. It’s the creationist version of the Chewbacca Defense!