This next peek above our garters goes to the currently virally infected Rebecca, our favorite Skepchick. (Lots of good reasons for flashing today… not that we really need much of a reason… okwedontreallyneedanyreasonatall…)
Sylvia Browne, queen of all fake psychics, had her attorneys send a BS C and D letter to StopSylviaBrowne.com.
In the highly comical letter sent to Robert by the Hodgson Law Group (a firm specializing in trademark law in the entertainment industry), Syl and her cronies demand the site be removed because it infringes on the vile harpy’s trademarked name, of all things.
Of course, Robert is quaking in his boots. As a psychic, Sylvia Browne already knows the outcome of the court case that is sure to follow. Oh, wait! Sylvia Browne is not a real psychic! Sylvia Browne cannot use paranormal abilities to predict the future! Sylvia Browne is a hideous ass-beast, inside and out! Sylvia Browne was unable to predict that the letter her lawyers sent has only served to give us all a hearty chuckle, confirming the fact that she is scared and desperate. I would enjoy seeing Sylvia take the stand in a court of law and attempt to disprove any of the above statements.
Even when she’s sick, Rebecca just cracks me up.
Oh yeah, I’m sure Robert is just terrrified.