Thanks again to Matt, from Pooflingers Anonymous, for this great monthly tradition.
This month there were a bunch of search strings that came up over and over. Lots of obsessing about virginity, Ruthie’s pregnancy, Nifong, Literotica and others. In the end I paired most of the similar search strings to one or two, just to save myself some work, and I just ditched most of the boring ones.
I passed out quite a little bit of link love this month, and I’m happy to do it.
Again, I apologize for the tardiness, enjoy the Tardiness.
nifong blogs – Big Weenie would probably just keep hammering on one post, Javisonesque
story of my mistresses demands – do tell
Mother And Daughter Lesbos Bathing Together – Perv. This one comes up a lot.
incest chldrn pic – sicko. I’m calling the cops.
what is global weirding – Here’s a clue.
vibrator and virginity – if you’re old enough to buy the former, it’s time to ditch the latter
firstname.lastname@example.org – Cocksnack
“are viruses alive” & “cell growth” – Ask Aunt Tara.
\”after the bar\” literotica – Sorry. Wes doesn’t allow sockpuppets to post.
nifong future – none.
Calandars 2007 – here’s a good one. Two in fact. They’re on my Birthday List (hint hint)
gutter slang – sometimes.
italy-rome(wishing pond) – Don’t know about Rome, but there’s a lovely one in London.
am i still a virgin if i used a vibrator – Get laid, remove all doubt.
firefox check for \”new version of page\ – Read the instructions. Then set it to ONE.
literotica – check the sidebar.
PRICELESS VIDEOS – I did one of those.
SAT and intelligence – Ask DaveTard. It’s good for a laugh.
removed from literotica audio – They got sound over there now? I am sooooo there.
Nifong Idiot – Yes. Bush Idiot, too.
eliza dushku mechanical bull – A person after my own heart. That scene soaks my thong.
trolly bar – What a great idea to cut down on drinking and driving. We need one of those.
inconvenient truth 40,000 copies– 50,000 and still all rejected.
houston baker IS AN IDIOT – You ought to meet the butcher.
literotica +groupies – HERE!
am i a idiot – Yes, you are a idiot. A illiterate idiot at that.
mary\’s mammaries – They have been rather dessicated for quite some time.
mother and daughter lesbos – I told ya’ this one comes up a lot.
name my marines rifle – Snookems. How’s that?
joel borofsky stop lying to us – Yeah, we all wish he would, but don’t hold your breath.
\”the perv\” – Only a problem if you’re a troll.
Carbon dioxide levels are almost 30 percent – If they were, you’d be dead. More like 0.04%
bathing together – Much fun.
tricia helfer nekkid – February Playboy.
janie banned – Yep, by William A. Dembski himself.
Something you didn\’t know about me – Is this one of those quiz things?
strappy heels myspace – Hey! They’re in my space, too! Mostly in the closet and under the bed.
literotica peak – Well, here’s a peek. Close enough?
ticklish aunt – Yeah, but if you do, she’ll break your arm.
youngest city in america – Jacksonville, NC
davescot – Google fight.
Ann Coulter quote homosex – Gods only know what that freak may have eructated.
literature of courtesan – Here’s some.
atbc afdave – Masochist.
\”just keep it clean if you know\” – Prude.
Pastor Becky Fischer’s Kids On Fire camp – Child Abuse, if you ask me.
rollerblades that the dog whisperer wore – They’re his, and he isn’t giving them up.
roflmao smiley –
Affinity Symbol – Big “A” logo on the sidebar under “Various Links”.
\”went to england\” – Twice.
*helfer **playboy*– Yes, Helfer does Hefner.
sexy calandars – Again, here are two great ones.
“John A. Davison” – We call him Dohn A. Javison, because he does it to everybody else.
eratosthenes measures earth well Syrene – He got an A in geometry.
itch lips – Well, the salt was supposed to go in the belly button, doofus.
“Mrs. Branch” robyn – Link Love go vote for her!
through the looking glass and down the rabbit’s hole – Leave the rabbit’s hole alone, freak.
udoj janie – Found me.
blogger server issues – Big surprise.
web sites that i have been to about polar bears – It’s called your history, and it’s in your toolbar.
you tube end of ze world – Funny stuff.
“Reed Cartwright” – Link Love for a fellow NC blogger.
a web site that has the sentence 2005 – Bet you didn’t get too many hits on that, did ya’? /snark
funny impersonator criterias – Criteria is already plural. Drop the s.
ruthie pregnant – Very.
sexual optical illusions – What? It looks like your wife is boffing that guy, but she’s not really? You didn’t buy that, did you?
ITALIAN DEGO BLOG – You’re not a very nice person.
you dream of janie – No, I dream of Kate. YOU dream of Janie.
Birthday Video [idea from mastercard’s a – Please don’t tell me your next two letters were both s.
the lover not taken poem – It was a road. Does nobody freakin’ read any more?
is ruthie pregnant – I told you, yes.
painting rebecca at the well – There are lots of them, but I’ve got a nice photo of that.
prude poem – How boring would THAT be?
big head of a clown optical illusion – Leave the clown alone. His head is perfect.
“tara smith” – Link Love for Aunt Tara
panda’s videoclip – If it’s his, leave it alone.
splenda causes me to itch – Oh, now I see. You still should have put it in the belly button.
john davison tourettes – That would explain a lot.
jesus ring pledge – Dropping that Silver Ring in the woods aboard Camp Lejeune was the best thing I ever did. Now it hangs on a chain around Kate’s neck.
snuck up to me – Then watch your back next time.
david springer stratford – On Avon? The Bard would have made mincemeat of him.
gildodgen – I have a special place in his heart.
silver ring 13 religion – Yeah, they’re fucking them up when they’re young. So hard to de-program that way.
all my uncles and aunts have alzheimers – I think mine do too, but I forget.
please don’t read this! – Ok, I won’t. But in return, don’t read this.
morphodyke – I’m so proud of that. 🙂
sylvia brown – Stop her.
nifong sucks – Agreed.
am i a virgin in biblical times – No, but you’re a virgin in modern times. Pity.
“ed brayton” – Link Love for the Edmeister.
am i a virgin if – If you have to ask, the answer is probably yes.
ruthie pregnant – Sounds like all Ruthie’s ex-boyfriends are hearing the news and might be a little worried.
justin williams hockey august 12 pennsylvania – No, he plays for the ‘Canes now.
am i a virgin penetration – Jesus H. Christ, stop obsessing about it!
dicknose – One of my favorite insults.
Terminal Leave re-enlisting – Don’t do it.
how to be monogomous – Why?
flow meter CF005 – I don’t even want to know what kind of flow that measures that brought you here.
“suck the marrow out of life” thoreau – Live long and prosper. – Spock.
laurie david statement association science – Read it here.
cheating as a biological imperative – I doubt it, but Polyamory might be.
line summary “to the virgins to make much of time” – Summary – Get laid.