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The Truth About Fetuses

I just came across this at a blog called “Creek Running North”.

Fetuses are goddamn punks.

I mean, just look at ‘em. Sitting there all floaty and unconcerned, not taking any responsibility for the world around ‘em, content to just sit there and leech off of someone they don’t even know yet.

Meanwhile, we’re out here every single day using our own lungs and kidneys, and using our own skeletons and muscles to hold ourselves up against the pull of the earth’s gravity, and we do it 24/7, even when we’re asleep! Not only do fetuses not pull their own weight, they don’t even support it. They just sit there in their hot tub with their precious little bulbous heads, their immaculate little eyespots, sucking the oxygen out of women’s blood and replacing it with toxins, then kicking them if they get bored.

And the first comment by Hank Fox was hilarious:

I’m with you, Chris!

Some of them little head-up-the-uterus freaks don’t even have the curiosity to come out and LOOK AROUND.

Bunch of embryonic Republicans, if you ask me.

Funny stuff in honor of the anniversary of the Roe v. Wade decision (apparently there was a “Blog For Choice Day” that no one bothered to tell me about!), go read the whole thing.

Filed under: Biology, Equality, Humor, Politics, Rants, Science, Sex

14 Responses

  1. dwillsworth says:

    God damn fetuses. They are what’s wrong with the world today!

  2. dwillsworth says:

    Hmm..About your sidebar question..I have no idea, to be honest. I haven’t played around with anything so it just kind of happened like that. Sorry I couldn’t help more! Thanks for the comment 🙂

  3. JanieBelle says:

    Crap.

    You’re welcome, though.

  4. Amanda says:

    Oh dear. I knew it would happen eventually. But, dear Janie, I am just appalled at the “humor” you’ve posted here. Okay, I admit I did chuckle a bit. But I am definitely adamantly pro-life (and when I say that, I mean pro-life, not pro-Bush, pro-conservative, pro-terrorism, pro-bombing, etc.).

  5. JanieBelle says:

    I know that. As long as you still love us, we can agree to disagree.

  6. Amanda says:

    Of course I still love ya’ll!

  7. JanieBelle says:

    Good. We like blowing you kisses!

    MMMMMWWWWAAAAAHHHHH!

  8. JanieBelle says:

    What?

    No tongue?

    What’s a girl gotta do around here to get herself some tongue?

  9. max says:

    That is mildly horrifying and hillariously funny all at once.

  10. JanieBelle says:

    Yeah, I like humor that breaks the rules.

    But I guess you already knew that.

    🙂

  11. max says:

    Gosh no this is totally new information. [wink]

  12. Infophile says:

    Here’s a little tongue for ya, Janie: 😛

  13. JanieBelle says:

    Here’s a little back, Infophile. 😛

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