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God Fires A Warning Shot

Angel Crap Aimed At JerseyApparently in retribution for New Jersey’s ascendance to the New Sodom, God has fired a warning shot across the bow of the Garden State.

[EDIT:  I have shamefully neglected to check the blog of the World’s Greatest Astronomer before posting an astronomy related article.

I am ashamed and deserve to be corrected.  Kate’s on it, don’t worry fellas!

In my defense, allow me to state that such a one as I can be overwhelmed with BadAstronomy overload, a condition brought on by too much of a wonderful astronomical thing, too much amazing information, too many beautiful images, and too much intelligent conversation without constant interruption by brainless trolls.

I promise that it won’t happen again.

🙂 ]

Via LiveScience:

FREEHOLD TOWNSHIP, N.J. (AP) — Authorities were trying to identify a mysterious metallic object that crashed through the roof of a house in eastern New Jersey.

Nobody was injured when the golf-ball sized object, weighing nearly as much as a can of soup, struck the home and embedded itself in a wall Tuesday night. Federal officials sent to the scene said it was not from an aircraft.

The rough-surfaced object, with a metallic glint, was displayed Wednesday by police.

“There’s some great interest in what we have here,” said Lt. Robert Brightman. “It’s rather unusual. I haven’t seen anything like it in my career.”

He said he hoped to have the object identified within 72 hours, but declined to name the other agencies whose help he has enlisted.

Approximately 20 to 50 rock-like objects fall every day over the entire planet, said Carlton Pryor, a professor of astronomy at Rutgers University.

“It’s not all that uncommon to have rocks rain down from heaven,” said Pryor, who had not seen the object that struck the Monmouth County home. “These are usually rocky or a mixture of rock and metal.”

Pryor said laboratory tests would have to be conducted to determine if the object was a meteorite.

They needn’t bother with all that sciency stuff. I’m sure Pat Robthemsomemore will be happy to explain that it’s petrified angel crap, meant as a final warning to repeal the Civil Unions Law just signed by Governor John Corzine.

“Repent ye sinful homo lovers, before My army of angels craps you to death!”

Filed under: Astronomy, Fundies, Humor, Religion, Science, Science Links

13 Responses

  1. JanieBelle says:

    I am soooooo ashamed.

    It was just something I bumped into, whilst cruising around.

    I have neglected my favorite Astronomer, and I shall promptly be “corrected” for my oversight by Kate, I’m sure.

    Of course, her methods of “correction” are quite enjoyable, but they do work as reminders!

    Kisses, Dr. BA!

  2. Kristine says:

    You know (maybe we need to have the equivalent of Godwin’s Law to stop me from bringing up the Dembster), New Jersey is where WAD met his wife. So he says.

    Clonked on the head by a meteorite and hit by cupid’s arrow! No wonder he’s screwed up!

    (But then, what’s my excuse?)

  3. Amanda says:

    Haven’t heard from you guys in awhile so I just wanted to check in and see if everything’s okay.

  4. JanieBelle says:

    Hi girls!

    We’ve been a little busy with other things, and haven’t really been very diligent in our blogging duties.

    Everything’s OK. We’ve got a few irons in the fire, and so does The Boy, so we’ve not done much more than pop our collective head in to your blogs.

    Nothing to worry ’bout.

    Kisses to you both.

  5. vino of wil says:

    Please forgive intruding on this post Janie, I haven’t looked to see if you have an open thread. Did you ever succeed in finding someone who could read Portuguese?

    hugs and kisses
    vino of wil

  6. JanieBelle says:

    Hi vino!

    No worries! I never did, but the fella who owns that website stopped by and left a comment in another thread and said he’d try to write more of his posts in English just for us.

    That was very sweet.

    Here’s the link to that site again.

    EavesDropping

    Long time no see. How’ve you been?

    Hugs and Kisses right back!

  7. Kristine says:

    I do believe that they have ruled the rock a meteorite?

  8. JanieBelle says:

    Yep, Kristine.

    According to this article at PhysOrg.com (whose source is the AP wire, just FYI),

    Rutgers University geologists Jeremy Delaney, Gail Ashley and Claire Condie and Peter Elliott, an independent metallurgist who studied the object, determined it was an iron meteorite because of its density, magnetic properties, markings and coloration.

  9. Pi Guy says:

    I guess the claw hammer that hit my thumb on Sunday working in th ebasement was a sign, too – right? I mean, I’m only about an hours drive from NJ and I have had some impure thoughts lately.

    Oh, wait – that was my fault. After dumb luck, operator error is usually the main cause of household accidents, I’ll bet.

  10. Pi Guy says:

    Hmmmm… poor typing and a missing posessive apostrophe. The crux of the biscuit, you know.

    Sorry, long day, had a few beers, and I’m just breaking in these new fingers.

  11. JanieBelle says:

    ‘sok PiGuy. It’s been kind of a strange week here, too.

  12. vino of wil says:

    Been good, Been working. The last triple of the year(S,O,N,D) is the busiest and least fun of the year for me. I’ll be reading more for a little while.

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