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December Search Fun

Well, they’re not as fun as Matt’s but it’s hard to compete with a blog named Pooflingers Anonymous


epic stories with vocabulary and conversation question

NSTA Inconvenient Truth – Sold on Ebay to ExxonMobil. Better luck next time.

“You Can’t Be Cool Without Fuel” – maybe you should have googled “pseudoscientific propoganda”. Or did you just get swamped with Intelligent Design Creationism Hoax garbage?

youngest city – I heard one just went up the other day in South Carolina. Something about an exodus and a big wall.

scienceblogs.com/aetiology – We (heart) Dr. Tara, too!

sultry sirens PA – Oh, I am soooooo wet for Gracie O’Malley! (Pirate chick, second from the right.) Click the pic to visit the Pennsylvania Renaissance Faire, where the Sultry Sirens of Sin melt men and women like butter in a microwave!

Sultry Sirens of Sin

mudholemuch fun

favourite blog list – I’d better be on that!

roses are red violets are blue i couldn’t find a sock – Use a tissue.

roses are red violets are blue sexual poems – See above.

“fucks a vodka bottle” – Just be careful it doesn’t break.

dream little dream cry little cry – Good with the first part, but the second part not so much.

how do I prevent my pie crust from getting a bunch of space under it – Leave it here on earth when you leave?

How can the universe be 156 billion light years across when it is 13.7billion years old? BalloonGo ask this guy.

are humans biologically polygamous? – probly, but that’s just our guess.

janie bar the door lyrics – I’m guessing they include “Janie, bar the door”.
bathing – Try it.

doggie typing – I hope you’re doing something better than typing in that position.

shark bait surfer – Well that’s rather pessimistic, don’t you think?

“I like being looked at” – Me too. Show me yours and I’ll show you mine.

Thanks for the mammaries – Moms are good that way.

mark bible “lying for jesus” – I don’t really recommend destruction of other people’s property, but if it’s yours, go for it. I’m all about truth in advertising.

coulter playboy divorced scenarioGod that was funny stuff.

jack the ripper tour – I don’t think he’s giving many tours these days, but these guys are. Ask for Dickie Dover’s tour!

“having someone else shave your legs” – Webster’s definition of sensual Heaven.

how does virginity breaks – You failed English and Sex Ed, didn’t ya?

high-heels-ladiesBooted Up

lilith at club risque in philadelphia – I sent them a full body shot, but haven’t heard back yet.

adultery blogspot – Does your wife know you’re on the computer again?

pis of godzilla – Well I don’t know about #1, but you could probably see Matt about #2.

peanut woozle – He’s sooooooo cute.

grabbed my thong – Good for you! I hope (s)he tore it off and you enjoyed it!

optical illusion one piece swimsuits – That’s no illusion. They’re happily nekkid.

what is freaky – Question.

formal english slang – Oxymoron

she is freaky – Answer.

aunt mary’s boobs – She’ll have a heart attack when she finds out you’re looking for them.

wet kate – The best kind of Kate there is.

altar boy literotica – Hey look! A Catholic Priest has teh interwebs!

An example of a teacher to student relationship. – Don’t take your cue from the last guy there.

“tickled my feet” – That’s soooo erotic.

need spirtual witch doctors with power hurt leg – Perhaps a real doctor would be of more assistance.

u dream of Janie davison vs godzillaClassic UDoJ.

what’s your seduction style – Slow and Sexy, baby. Dream a little dream of me.

my girlfriend is a prude – Sucks to be you if she doesn’t.

beach volly sex – Looks good on camera, but too much flying sand gets in all the wrong places.
ring pledge – Religious propaganda + credulous sheep = higher teen pregnancy rate

a daughter’s challenge literotica – Encourage creativity.

muddy lesbosMake fun neighbors.

am i a virgin – Know for sure. Go get laid.

“Steve Story” -crocodile – “Steve Irwin”, stingray.

all good things shakespeare – Well, not all good things, but a lot of them.

reluctant to marry marriage sucks – Then don’t.

“judge not lest ye be judged” “Judge not” – You’re getting there, keep working on it.

katie florida sun models – She sounds smart for a Floridian.tara kissing katie – Katie wishes, but Tara’s married. We don’t do cheaters, and Tara ain’t one anyways. Anyone who says otherwise gets a black eye.

tara and katie kiss picture – Obsess much?

cricket match blogspot – It’s hard enough to figure out on the pitch. Virtual Cricket would make my head explode.

suck martha blow is just a figure of speech – That’s a new one on me. Better ask Martha ’bout that.

nhl “move to kc” – blipey wishes, but it looks like the Pens will be staying put.

man under christmas treeOr woman. Either or.

INSECT PREDICTIONS,WINTER, OLD WIVES TALE – STOP SHOUTING, WE KNOW!
best way to wake up lover – so hard to choose, but let me give you a hint… Sex works better than cymbals. Just so y’know.

the christmas tree and the pineal gland – Good luck with that combination, dude.

merry christmas computer symbol tree – I don’t think that’s what “artificial” means, geek.

wordpress gay – but Blogger sucks!

mother kissing daughter – Does yours know what you do with your computer?

“9 inch heels” – Good luck walking in those.

Dream a little dream of me cords – Dream a little dream of me handcuffs, too.

(Home Depot New Image Painting) – (I doubt there are many paintings of Home Depot out there, but you might try Ikea.)kind words to a friend on christmas – “Wanna do it under the tree?”

Blessed be the peacemakers for they shal – Kick ass?

dream whip peanut butter pie – Leave the pie alone, it didn’t do anything to you.

how big is the universeReally honkin’ Big.

prostitutes busted clips – No, they allegedly busted clips. Innocent until proven guilty.

mistress corporalHere, but she’s mine.

male puppy humping his sister – Incestuous Bestiality Pedo-Freak Award. Seek help.

fred phelps asshole – The sky is blue, too. What’s your point? Or are you looking for pictures….. ?

steal their seoul in south korea, make antarctica cry uncle – from the Red Sea to China, they’ll be singing the blues.

how to use a vibrator if you’re a virgin – Gently…. at first.

opposite word of VIRGIN – SEXUALLY HEALTHY ADULT?

rabbit hole dreams – Sicko.

Janie – That’s me.

Where on earth is Carmen SanDiego lyrics – See above.

sat intelligence – Go ask DaveScot.

to dream sword kill pregnant fetus eat – Psycho Award.

william and mary sat scores – 1600 on both counts, but Mary finished first.

“joe mckeever”Kate’s troll’s Daddy.

Beneath London – Cool stuff, look it up. Oh, you just did.
ninja pirate smiley – Well, that’d be cool! Hey WordPress Guy!

ALL ALIENS SCRIPTURES TO SAY TO OPEN BL – WTF? Award.

Fred Phelps is a moron – and an asshole. See above.

skepchick pictures – They sell whole calandars full of them.

Update on Senator Tim JohnsonCheck here first.

tigers passing on traits – pretty much the same as other mammals, I would think – sex.

september 8 1966Space. The final frontier.

why does jersey suck? – Because it says “Devils” on it? (heh. Get it?)

afdave – See picture next to Wikipedia entry for “Arguments for forced sterilization”.

Tribune7 – See picture next to Webster’s entry for “Sheep”.

davescot asshole – Looking for kinky pictures, or just stating the bleedin’ obvious?

“creative evolution” DaveScot – You’ll do better with ” ‘make shit up as I go along’ DaveScot”.

morphodyke pictures – STOP! DON’T DO IT! YOU’LL GO BLIND!

uncommon descent alan fox william dembsk – Which one of these doesn’t belong under the heading “Bullshit”?

ed braytonNice guy.

Rich Hughes creationism – Them’s probly fightin’ words, pard.

redlighted – Aw c’mon. We ain’t all that bad!

brats said bad words video – Of course they did. They’re brats! You needed a video?

“husband” “wife” “the mistress” “December” – Now we’re gettin’ interesting!

Kissing Corporal Kate – And now we’re gettin’ hot and bothered!

Filed under: About, Humor, Search, Time Sink

5 Responses

  1. IAMB says:

    You’ve got a pretty decent crop here it appears. Sure, I get a leg up based on the blog name, but your subject matter lends itself more easily to porn searches than mine. Give it a couple months and you’ll be the foremost Google authority on all things bisexual…

  2. Joules says:

    “fucks a vodka bottle”
    [blink] Wow, he must be tiny… and what happens if he gets stuck? [wince]

  3. JanieBelle says:

    🙂

    I hadn’t thought about that particular angle….

  4. Bronze Dog says:

    doggie typing – I hope you’re doing something better than typing in that position.

    I don’t have much of a choice.

    I’d also appreciate it if you don’t brag about your opposable thumbs. It took me long enough to figure out how to work my Wii without a pair.

    And there was much giggling.

  5. JanieBelle says:

    Much, much giggling!

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