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Has Your Blog Been Christened By Janie and Kate?

We’ve been working on getting up a Wall Of Honor to compliment our Wall Of Shame, to give a special thank you to those blogs that have become very special to us.

Recently, Kevin from WhoreChurch awarded us the WhoreChurch.com Seal Of Approval, which gave us an idea.

For those bloggers who visit us most often, encourage us the most, we read every day, or have gone above and beyond in some other (perhaps behind the scenes) way, Kate and I have come up with a graphical representation of our appreciation.

Please do not feel obligated or pressured to display the graphic, it’s not about luring traffic to our blog, but about letting our favorite bloggers know we love you. We understand that not all of your readers would appreciate our style, and that you may not necessarily want to broadcast to the world that you visit our little smut center here. We will in no way be offended or disappointed if you choose not to display it.

But for any of the blogs listed on our Wall of Honor, you may (if you wish) display one of the graphics at the bottom. We’ll also be more than happy to make one to better fit your color scheme if you want – all you have to do is ask.

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Filed under: About, Blogs In Our MonkeySphere, Friends, Time Sink, UDoJ's Other Sites

Evolution Of Dance

Y’know we often talk about biological evolution around here, and occasionally cosmological or stellar evolution.

Below the fold there is a 6 minute YouTube video on a more social evolution.

The evolution of dance. Interesting stuff.

We use dance as a courtship ritual, and it may often attract a mate – for life or just for the evening.

In fact, it’s often said that dancing is just sex with your clothes on, so I’m not really sure what this video says about some of you.

It’s a bit graphic, and probably a bit embarrassing to some of our more sensitive readers, so be forewarned.

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Filed under: Biology, Entertainment, Humor, Science, Sex, Time Sink, Video

Sugasm #64

I entered The Itch, Part The Fourth in this week’s Sugasm, but didn’t make This Week’s Picks.

😦

Maybe next time. Anyway, here is the list of this week’s submissions. Enjoy.


Sugasm #64

Mon 29th Jan, 07

The best of this weeks blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #65? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the linklist within a week and you’re all set.

This Week’s Picks
Arrogant Penis (http://www.sex-kitten.net)
“When I start to relax, adrift in the warm comfy seas of a powerful orgasm, my body slackening (and lord knows how my face looks), aware of nothing but how fabulous this is and ready to ride the waves into slumber, he doesn’t stop.”

Bewitch Me! (http://perverselypoly.blogspot.com)
“I’m big enough to pin you down while I move my hands up and down the sides of your body, feeling its contours beneath the black fabrics you so favor.”

Unicorn Sighting, Part II (http://loladavid.wordpress.com)
“There was one man in the very front of the theatre who didn’t give a damn who heard him moan as he came.”

Mr. Sugasm Himself
The High Definition Porn Problem (http://sugarbank.com)

Editor’s Choice
The Two-Client Day (http://thismuse.blogspot.com)

More Sugasm
Join the Sugasm

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Filed under: About, Blogs In Our MonkeySphere, Erotica, Literature, Literature and Literotica, Photos, Sex, Sugasm, Video

The Itch, Part The Last

Garter Belt(To read Kate’s alternate ending, click here.)

“Where?” I whispered into her mouth, her now open eyes locked on mine with complete surrender in them.

“Upstairs,” Kate whispered. “There’s a room – ”

That’s all I needed to know. I let my Lover take her own weight, and snapped my head around at Father Jake, who had been watching from just outside his door to the confessional.

Without turning back to her, I brought my fingers up to Kate’s lips, and gently slid them into her mouth. I wanted her to taste herself and me and Father Jake all at once, and I wanted Father Jake to watch. He stood there quietly, lust and jealousy fighting for control of his face, while Kate tenderly and thoroughly cleaned my fingers one at a time.

I just looked him up and down, amused at both his facial expressions and the raging bulge in his trousers.

“Now.”

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Filed under: Blogs In Our MonkeySphere, Corporal Kate, Erotica, Literature, Literature and Literotica, Romance, Sex, The Itch

Thought For The Day and an Open Thread

I’m a big Robert Frost fan, so when I saw the “Thought for the day” in the Today In History section at LiveScience this morning, I figured I’d share.

Thought for Today: “Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.”

—Robert Frost, American poet (1874-1963).

I just love Frost.

Ok, whatever you want to yack about. BlogWhore, rant, talk about your dog or kids, whatever.

Filed under: Literature, Poetry

Robyn Is So Getting A Kick In The Shin

Robyn’s Evolving NovelRobyn, author of Maryann, has entered her novel into a contest called First Chapters at Gather.com I’m happy for her.

She retitled her book “Mrs. Branch“. Ok.

But because of the rules of the contest, she had to delete her blog that had Maryann on it.

I really hope she wins, and I’m going to vote for her, and so should you.

One problem.

I haven’t finished reading it yet. Now I have to wait for it to be published! Talk about a cliff-hanger. Talk about leaving a girl hanging!

Oh, Robyn. You so totally suck.

🙂

(I had quite a bit of trouble getting to the article itself, so here’s the permalink, to save you all some time and trouble.)

Filed under: Blogs In Our MonkeySphere, Friends, Humor, Literature, Rants

Well,

What do you think?

I really liked the Chaotic Soul template I began here with, but the sidebar was getting ridiculously long, and it sort of bugged me that there was so much wasted real estate on the page.

So I took WordPress’ blank three column Sandbox theme, and faked it.

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Filed under: About

Finding Nero

Zombies, The Anti-DrugI just bumped into the funniest story at StoryWrite.com. It’s by a 19 year old guy named Brent from Jersey. It’s called Finding Nero (hence the name of this post).

Me and my lucky iguana were cruising down the interstate on a motorcycle we built from scratch. The motorcycle resembled a Harley Davidson the way a dead camel resembles a majestic stallion, but that’s a horse of a different color. It was a special motorcycle. We’d fitted it with an exact replica of the flux capacitor (from Back to the Future) that the iguana regurgitated last week. His talents never cease to amaze me.

This was no joyride. We were on a mission, a mission from God. At least he said he was God. He smelled like booze and slept in the subway. God warned us that the past was going to kill us if we didn’t act quickly. The iguana and I, being deeply religious, heeded God’s words and set out to assassinate the past.

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Filed under: Entertainment, Humor, Literature, Video

18,000,000 Rubbers

I (heart) NYA peak above our garters to Shelley Batts of Retrospectacle:

AIDS groups are complaining that Viagra promote unsafe sex, but I wonder what they’d think about these official NYC condoms? What seems like a funny concept is actually part of Mayor Bloomberg’s initiative to reduce the spread of STDs by giving free condoms. And we *all* know that its the packaging that really matters in deciding on your choice of free condom!
New York hands out 1.5 million free condoms each month, or about 18 million a year. Hundreds of organizations get free condoms from the city and distribute them at health clinics, bars, restaurants, nail salons, nightclubs and even prisons.

It’s a great campaign, and we give the entire city of New York a peek above our garters!

WooHoo!  Did ya’ see that?

Hey, if you took 18,000,000 condoms and stacked them end to end…

Filed under: Biology, Education, Humor, Romance, Science, Sex

I Ain’t Pluggin’ Him This Time

Majestic PeakSo Dr. BA is going to be at SpaceFest 2007. They write him a letter, and he’s all about it. He’s there. They got astronauts. They’re in Phoenix.

Well whoop de doo. KaylaFace gave him a banner, and the whole show to himself, but he just said it wasn’t a big enough venue. Kate already plugged him this morning, but I’m not going to do it.

Dr. BA is a 1″ tall people hater, that’s what it is. Dr. BA, stand up for the little people of the world!

Good thing we like him.

🙂

Filed under: Astronomy, Blogs In Our MonkeySphere, Corporal Kate, Education, Friends, Humor, More Formal Blogs, Science, Science Links, Space Travel

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