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You must do your part to advance the cause of all backboned creatures everywhere! If PZ wins, creepy, crawly, squishy things will be given the right to sneak into your bed at night and slime you… or something worse! Are you really OK with man-on-squid love? There HAS to be something against that in the Bible! It’s unnatural and disgusting!
If you don’t vote for Dr. BA, hurricanes will destroy Dover, PA! Fire and brimstone will rain down on Kansas! American marriage will be destroyed! Communism will take over, and we’ll all be sent to concentration camps by the secret Evil Cephalopod Conspiracy! Ebola will kill us all!
PZ MUST BE STOPPED OR DEMOCRATS WILL TAKE OVER THE CONGRESS!
(What? It works for Robertson!)
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