UDreamOfJanie

Dream a Little Dream of Me.

Your Penis is a Christmas Tree

No, really. Just ask Yeshua_is_king.

[UPDATE:Speaking of complete IDiots, Kristine at Amused Muse talks a little about her ongoing soap opera… Current episodes include MorphoDyke, DaveTard, and DAJ. Check it out when you’re finished reading the rest of this little gem below the fold.]


Ok, you just gotta love Fundies Say the Darndest Things. It’s gotta be one of the funniest sites on that interweb thingy.

Here is one of the best I’ve seen.

“The original sin between Adam and Eve was that they consumned each others own sexual fluids. The tree of the knowledge of good and bad was Adam’s penis. If you use a digital camera to take a picture of your erect penis on the side you see when looking down at it and put the picture into your computer you can fit an equilateral triangle around the head of it. This is the Christmas tree. Anamita Muscaria mushrooms (magic mushrooms) grow under evergreen trees and are psychoactive. The Christmas tree is the tree of the knowledge of good and bad which is a symbol for Adam’s penis … The original sin altered man’s mind and caused man to think in abstract ways and gave them the proclivity and drive to invent and construct things and delve into science that has resulted in all technology we see today. The pursuit of science is destroying the Earth as everything man does is destroying the very planet we live on. This knowledge from Satan the Serpent was a poison knowledge.

The serpent was also Adam’s penis. The medical symbol the Caduceus is a pole with a pine cone on top with two serpents wrapped around it. The two serpents are male and female and they are the double helix of DNA and they also represent the Hindu rise of the first (anus) and second (sexual organs) chakras up the spinal column untill they reach the 6th chakra the pineal gland in the center of the brain the seat of imagination, spiritual insight and awareness.”

Yeshua_is_king@yahoo.com, The Pagan Prattle

Mushrooms are MAGIC!

Filed under: Fundies, Humor, Rants, Religion, Sex

6 Responses

  1. PiGuy says:

    Uh, yeah. The next time I’m shroomin’ I’ll be sure to take pictures of my erect Christmas Tree.

    I’m sure that somebody already said it but WTF?

  2. JanieBelle says:

    O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree,
    You give us so much pleasure!
    O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree,
    You give us so much pleasure!

  3. breakerslion says:

    Give a whole new meaning to “Merry Fucking Christmas” doesn’t it?

    Methinks this one sleeps with small furry animals in his undershorts. My pineal gland tells me that the inerrancy of the Byebull is in question here. Perhaps the Dead Sea Scrolls state: “And then Adam ate of the bearded clam and Eve did consume his pine cone, and the LORD came to them in wrath because he was getting it not.” – but I doubt it.

  4. Phew! I thought that was some kind of growth. I guess it is just tinsel.

    That brings to my mind a question: What do you put on top of your tree, a star of an angel? I think I’m going with an angel in the future. Think about it.

  5. JanieBelle says:

    I’m not sure how I missed these two comments, but I did. Oh god, I’m just a peeing storm this evening, what with the Coulter book and all.

    You guys crack me up.

  6. holly says:

    Trees are our symbionic partners on this planet. We make co2, and they make oxygen. They are our brothers. The mushroom is the gift of the sun god. Fire burns on the sun, and fire results from rubbing pieces of tree together. The spirit of the sun resides in the tree, and the mushroom is the son of the sun god, and his wife, the tree.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

Sex in the Public Square

  • Sex in the Public Square
  • Sex In The Public Square.org

always.

  • always.

A Word About Me

  • I am entirely fictional, and without sexual preference.
  • Don't like it? Don't come back.

EMail

  • janiebellemcknight AT gmail DOT com

The Erotic Dreams of JanieBelle and Lovers

Kate Once Said

  • "Did you know that you don't close your eyes all the way when you sleep?

    It's making me excited again."

Awards and Nominations


WhoreChurch Seal of Approval

Celluloid Blonde Award

  • Best You People Are Truly Geeks Post

Thinking Blogger Award

Excellent Blog Award

Rockin' Girl Blogger Award

Order of the Science Scouts

Mature Content is Contained on this Blog

Help us support Sex Work Awareness

Past Poetry Contest Winners

Kate Once Said:

  • "Did you know that you don't close your eyes all the way when you sleep?

    It's making me excited again."

Awards and Nominations


WhoreChurch Seal of Approval

Celluloid Blonde Award

  • Best You People Are Truly Geeks Post

Thinking Blogger Award

Excellent Blog Award

Rockin' Girl Blogger Award

Order of the Science Scouts

Creative Commons License

All original material on this blog excepting The Lilith Quotient is covered under the Creative Commons Attribution- NonCommercial- Share Alike 3.0 License.

Attribution should be made to JanieBelle McKnight, and contain a link to this blog.

The Lilith Quotient

Creative Commons License

The Lilith Quotient by JanieBelle McKnight is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution- Noncommercial- No Derivative Works 3.0 License.

Attribution should be made to JanieBelle McKnight, and contain a link to this blog.

z

Site Meter

Peeking Dreamers

  • 397,961 Page Views Since Moving To WordPress
%d bloggers like this: