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As if he weren’t thoroughly humiliated enough, DaveScot finds his one and only… in Javison.



With apologies to KeithS, I’m just going to paste his entire comment from AtBC. What else can you say about this?

A typical weekend in the whirlwind romance of JAD and Le Tard, taken from the thread entitled “John Davison, Are You Listening?”:

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I’m listening but I won’t participate until my several papers are restored to the side board. I hope Uncmmon Descent can understand my position.

Comment by John A. Davison — September 8, 2006 @ 9:17 am

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In regard to Dr. Davison’s papers on the sideboard, if someone else wants to gather them together and reformat for html…I’ll put them back on the sideboard…

Before I do this I need a promise from Doctor Davison that he’ll remain civil with everyone here including me, he’ll respect the beliefs of even the most profoundly religious members here, he’ll strictly avoid writing anything obscene or suggestive of something obscene (sex, bodily fluids, etcetera), and will otherwise not use language inappropriate for young ears. Bill, Denyse, and I all agree that we want a G-rated blog suitable for all audiences. No exceptions.

I realize that I am guilty of breaking these rules in the past, especially in regard to respecting the beliefs of others, and for that I offer my humble apology. It was wrong of me.

Comment by DaveScot — September 8, 2006 @ 10:58 am

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I will promise nothing to David Sprnger or anyone else [remainder deleted, presumably by Sgt. Tard].

Comment by John A. Davison — September 8, 2006 @ 12:03 pm

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Have it your way, John. Your papers will not be restored and you\’re back to having all your comments requiring approval by an editor before seeing the light of day.

Comment by DaveScot — September 8, 2006 @ 12:36 pm

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I am not only listening, I am trying to respond to those who question my Prescribed Evolutionary Hypothesis. I guess Uncommon Descent doesn’t need any help from the author of the PEH and the subject of this thread.

Comment by John A. Davison — September 9, 2006 @ 5:05 pm

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Sorry about that, John. Your comments were stuck in moderation.

Comment by Patrick — September 9, 2006 @ 8:34 pm

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That’s fine. Just don’t let it happen again. What of course is unknown is what would have been done had I not complained both here and elsewhere, notably at “brainstorms.” And where is my other comment or is it comments. I can’t remember? They were far more significant than these. I am old you know and my short term memory is not what it used to be. What I do remenber is something my mother once told me. John, she said, it is only the squeeky wheel that gets the grease. Apparently this is an example of my mothers wisdom. Thank you mom!

Oh I remember now. It was the one where I accused the Darwinians of being so weak minded as to believe that population genetics ever had anything whatsoever to do with creative evolution. See if you can’t cough that one up. As I recall it was one of my better efforts.

If I can’t be treated as a peer here at Uncommon Descent I would prefer that you deny me the opportunity to submit messages. I don’t care to be treated as a second class citizen anywhere, anytime or anyplace and I am likely to make that widely known whenever and wherever it occurs, as I just did.

Comment by John A. Davison — September 9, 2006 @ 9:51 pm

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Okay, much as I hate to ever have to say this, I now give my solemn promise in advance that will never make any lewd or vulgar remarks here at Uncommon Descent and humbly beg the blogczar to be granted the same priveleges as other contributors have here. If this is not sufficient, please have the common decency to outright ban me from wasting my time posting messages that may never appear.

Maybe you could do what they did over at Panda’s Thumb. No matter where I said it, it immediately appeared on “The Bathroom Wall.” Or perhaps you could do what they did at EvC where it was “Boot Camp.” Heck, I will take whatever I can get. It is a cruel world out there don’t you know. But seriously, it is no fun for a published scientist to be treated as a second class citizen anywhere. I am sure you can understand.

“I get no respect.”
Rodney Dangerfield

“A past evolution is undeniable, a present evolution undemonstrable.”
John A. Davison

Comment by John A. Davison — September 9, 2006 @ 10:40 pm

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If I promise to continue to be good boy (79 next June), do you suppose my papers might be restored? If they were it would make it much easier to respond to many of the questions that I have provoked. The answers would be a touch of the mouse away don’t you know. I just realized that I have not kept my word when I promised that I would not participate until they were. I guess my word isn’t worth a nickel is it? Oh well, that is just old senile John again. He can’t remember anything any more.

I know I am senile because I get the senile citizen’s discount (10%) every Tuesday at Ben Franklins, one of the few virtues of getting old. They used to have it at KMart but it stopped when Martha Stewart went into stir.

“A past evolution is undeniable, a present evolution undemonstrable.”
John A. davison

Comment by John A. Davison — September 10, 2006 @ 1:55 pm

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John, the self deprecation is unbecoming. Won’t you just please be the professional scientist with the great ideas about organic evolution that we all know you can be when you want to be? The scientist with your name writing on brainstorms, for instance, before I came along to set you off. That’s the guy we’re looking for here. If I beg, will you please be the same here? I’m begging!

Comment by DaveScot — September 10, 2006 @ 5:43 pm

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John, check the sidebar and your email.

Comment by DaveScot — September 10, 2006 @ 7:18 pm

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DaveScot

I am behaving and you known it. It is very true as you just admitted that you “set me off.” You sure have, big time and many times. That is a matter of record. I recommend that should be put in the past. What says DaveScot?

Comment by John A. Davison — September 11, 2006 @ 3:30 am

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Doctor Davison

It’s all water under the bridge. Let’s focus on our common belief that chance never had anything significant to do with organic evolution.

Comment by DaveScot — September 11, 2006 @ 4:31 am

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Let’s do just that. Set them up in the other alley. So far I am bowling a perfect game!

Who is next?

I love it so!

“A past evolution is undeniable, a present evolution undemonstrable.”
John A. davison

Comment by John A. Davison — September 11, 2006 @ 7:03 am

Bravo. A true pas de deux des tards.

I wonder which one was on his knees…

Filed under: Fundies, Humor, Religion, The After The Bar Closes Fun

12 Responses

  1. J-Dog says:

    Funny stuff! Thanks for reading and summarizing the DaveTard and JD lovefest, so I don’t have to!

  2. JanieBelle says:

    Credit for that actually goes to KeithS at AtBC.

    Check the link at the top.

    But I’m sure he’d say you’re welcome.

  3. Rich Hughes says:

    This post has been removed by the author.

  4. Rich Hughes says:

    Davetard – You’re back in, Homo – DT.
    JAD – “I love you so!”

  5. JanieBelle says:

    Too funny, Rich.

    Rather reminiscent of the Big Green Marker….

    Kisses

  6. Arden Chatfield says:

    Of course, what’s really hilarious here is that UD is so desperate for people who look like scientists that they’re reduced to having to take people like Davison seriously. Davison’s been a crackpot since his mysterious little crash in the mid-80’s, and been completely marginalized from real science. And yet, there’s UD, having to endure JD’s senility and Tourette’s syndrome, merely so that they can post Real Scientific-Like Papers that Support Intelligent Design, Honest. In fact, UD is so desperate they’ll wave around anything by anyone with a degree who says “Darwin Bad!”, regardless if it agrees with anything any other ID writer says, or if the writer is insane, or even if the writer says stuff like how God isn’t around anymore (which JD has said). All pretty funny, really.

  7. Lessee,

    Ban Janie, kiss up to Javison.

    How bright can they be, really?

  8. Kristine says:

    Dang. Thought the new love was me.

    Not that I’m conceited or anything.

    But who’s Dembski’s new love, hmmmm? Okay, he’s married and everything, but he has a secret crush, right? On a rare flower blooming in blogscurity, a blogged pursuer of truth and justice, a smart-talkin’ wise-crackin’ little belly dancer-with-her-books, maybe? No?

    No! [Crack of thunder]

    Darn it all. And I think I just heard the eloquent commenter j-dog barf somewhere in the distance…I can’t help it, j-dog.

  9. JanieBelle says:

    Nah, you’re too good for Billy D. Plus he prefers his women more masculine, apparently.

    But WE like “rare flowers blooming in blogscurity, blogged pursuers of truth and justice, smart-talkin’ wise-crackin’ little belly dancers-with-their-books” just fine.

    ‘Course your boyfriend and The Boy‘s wife might be problematic to that whole honesty and integrity thing we keep harping on…

  10. Kristine says:

    No, no, I have it on excellent authority that Dembski’s wife is a good looker. (Yeah, she’s probably tall too, sniff.) He’s not married to that mrs. who lit a lantern in the shed.

    But anyway–thanks! Honesty is my game, but I admit to being somewhat of a blog-tease.

  11. JanieBelle says:

    I was referring more to his more recent “friend”, found on his banner header.

    Tease? Oh, we’ve NEVER been accused of THAT!!!

    Well, except all those thousand million times…

  12. JohnADavison says:

    Oooooh, How sweet my 400 year old heiney is!
    Dohn Asswipe Javison

    You know, we ALMOST missed you, Javison. But this comment was pitiful. Not your best work, by far. Perhaps some viagra before your next comment would help? -ck

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