Sure, find a fish with no sexual preference, and immediately label it “abnormal”.
Over at LiveScience.com, there’s a story about male fish sporting eggs. Of couse, just because they’ve been contaminated with radioactive waste from outer space or something, let’s go make fun of them and write a horror movie. Sure, if they don’t do it the bible way, let’s lock them up and deny them their rights. Next there’ll be a move for a Constitutional Amendment to ban them from marrying. Someone call Falwell, there’s a whole school of sexual deviates at the gates of Washington DC!
Rainbow Trout Pride, I say!