If your stomach is strong, and you can wade through a pile of hate as tall as you are without puking, you might send a note to Marcus Kindley, head of the Guilford County NC Republican Party.
(I came across this little gem through Pam’s House Blend a more established North Carolina blogger.)
Oh, this loony runs the table of Asinine Party Poker but I couldn’t stomach much more once he dealt this hand:
“We now say that homosexuality is ok. That it is natural. Yes it is as natural as pedophilia.”
That’s really all we need to know about you, scumbag. You are a hateful, bottom-feeding, disgusting piece of spooge. (Just to be clear, this is only the tip of this particular toilet iceberg.)
I only wonder if all that hate eats away inside you, like a malignant cancer. Do you scream in your soul every night in spiritual agony? Can such a person as you sleep at night? What sort of nightmarish dreamscape do you see? Oh, that’s right. You would that America were such a place. Woe that ever was born someone whose Paradise is yours.
Oh, but wait! An addendum! An apology, mayhaps? Were you perhaps a tiny bit of an asshole with that comment? Should we wait with baited breath for you to proclaim to the world your ignorance, your bigotry, your utter inanity, and renounce your vicious words dripping with camel excrement? Were we too quick to judge you so harshly? Let us see.
“(Addendum: July 12, 2006 a better choice of words could have been used here.. as natural as a fish riding a bicycle)”
Nah, we were right. You’re still a disgusting piece of spooge. If that’s your idea of a retraction, keep it. Be honest enough to stick with what you originally wrote. It much more clearly captures what a waste of human skin and oxygen you are.
I for one, am ecstatic that at least I don’t live in Guilford County. For if I did, the head of the GOP in my county would be as moral as a pedophile. (Addendum: July 15, 2006 a better choice of words could have been used here.. as moral as a pile of Snuffleupagus shit.)
If there really were a place called Perdition, I am sure that its fires would not burn for people like me, but for people like you.