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Geez O Man, Mom!

Mom just doesn’t get it. Talking on the cell phone while driving is DANGEROUS!

I’ve asked her and asked her and asked her, and she just won’t listen.

“Mom, Don’t call me while I’m driving!”

Mom always says the same thing, too. “JanieBelle, dear, I’m in Ohio, you’re in North Carolina. How am I supposed to know when you’re driving?”

Pfft.

Call ahead and ask first, duh.

Sheesh.

Filed under: About, Family, Humor

4 Responses

  1. JanieBelle says:

    Ok, Mom’s worried the world will think I’m a ditz, so let me spell it out for you.

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    Get it? Humor? Funny, Haha?

  2. JanieBelle says:

    Obviously I could never answer the phone while I’m driving. How would I get my eyeliner on?

  3. I figure nothing will top one guy I saw. He had a newspaper held in his right hand (and appeared to be reading it), was clutching a ceral bowl in the left, and was driving with his left fore arm/wrist. I made sure to put some distance between him and myself – quickly.

  4. JanieBelle says:

    Chicken.

    He was just multitasking.

    🙂

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