Don’t worry, it’s neither fatal nor sexually transmitted.
It’s called Short Timers’ Disease. Apparently, it’s what you get shortly before you get out of the Marine Corps. You get rammy, and loud, and giggly, and mouthy.
Hmmm… Sounds like me ALL the time. Are they SURE it’s not sexually transmitted? Maybe I gave it to her.
Maybe we should ask this hottie. She’s smokin’! And she’s a disease doctor.