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Danger, Will Robinson!

Wicked Female Mood Swing, Dead Ahead! Evasive Maneuvers!

Ok, I’m much calmer now. I’ve fixed my face and taken a deep breath. As I mentioned to Blipey in a comment, I think my new policy for Freako-Stalker-Whackjobs is “Ignore and Delete”. Needless to say, comment moderation is going to hang around a while.

Blipey’s comments really helped me find a little bit of calmness, and I have to say thank you to Blipey.

Also, it helped that I got the phone call I wasn’t really expecting so soon, and we went to lunch. It was very pleasant and calming.

Maybe I don’t need those few days off now.

Besides, if I take a vacation on my vacation, the guys at After The Bar Closes will be forced to go back to bashing their own resident nutjobs.

Aaaahhh. My public needs me.

(Please don’t take my comments any more seriously than I take yours, fellas! It’s a joke! Pull your thongs out of your butts!)

Filed under: About, Fundies, Rants, Religion, The After The Bar Closes Fun

43 Responses

  1. JanieBelle says:

    Ever since I was very little I’ve had one question that really puzzled me. It seems that the answer to this question would leave my whole life fulfilled.

    Now is as good a time to ask it as any, since the subject came up.

    What color thong would an Atheist Buddhist Evolutionist wear?

    Could one of you guys ask Lenny for me?

    Thanks,
    JanieBelle

  2. blipey says:

    One that blushes the shade of an empty night sky.

    Really, you should ask Lenny yourself. AtBC is a pretty good place. (Almost) anyone can post there and start topics of their own. You really would be welcome. It is not a serious discussion forum. It is the place that one can take a break from the serious (and occasionally, deluded) topics at other science blogs.

    All that is required is that you give and take with equal aplomb.

  3. JanieBelle says:

    Wow, blipey. That was deep.

    Ok, deep is probably not a word one should use when referring to a thong, but whatever.

    🙂

    I’ll pass on the AtBC invite for the moment. Maybe a raincheck.

    I like the humor over there from over here, if it’s all the same to you.

    Not a “no”, more like a “not now”.

    How’s that?

  4. IAMB says:

    The answer is 42… the only answer that counts.

    Oh, you wanted an answer to the thong question. Sorry, I hit the “would leave my whole life fulfilled” and thought you were talking about the question.

    For the thong thing: none. We evil atheist evolutionists are all about the efficiency, and underwear just gives you one more thing to have to put on or remove. Hell, if it were up to us we’d all run around naked…

  5. JanieBelle says:

    Hahahaha… you know, it’s funny you mention the 42 meme. I just bumped into that for the first time on Wiki about a week ago.

    Naked is good with me.

    When I’m home alone… ok, that’s nobody’s business but my own.

    🙂

  6. Sean says:

    The true question is not what colour is the thong, but if you dropped it in a forest would it make a sound?

    Ah, zen.

    By-the-bye, I’ve been reading your comments on Uncommon Descent. I’m trying to decide if you’re a particularly astute teenager, or an evolutionary biologist activist in disguise. A very elaborate disguise.

  7. JanieBelle says:

    Dear SteveStory,

    Nice Picture.

    But I have more hair, and don’t look good in orange.

    Just FYI.

  8. JanieBelle says:

    P.S.

    If I was gonna grab someone’s …more delicate parts… it wouldn’t have anything to do with ripping them off.

    Again, just FYI.

    🙂

  9. JanieBelle says:

    Hi Sean!

    Lovely of you to join us. I hope you hang around.

    Geez O Pete! What is it with everyone and secret conspiracy theories about who I am?

    I admit it. I’m actually that Richard Dawkins guy, and I shot JFK. I’m also occasionally referred to as Elvis, Buddha, Ghandi, and coincidentally enough, George H. W. Bush.

    Next time I’m in the woods, I’ll drop my thong and let you know, zendude.

    After all that, I’ll just smile and say thank you for the “particularly astute teenager” remark. I believe I’ve noted before that gratuitous flattery is always welcome.

    🙂

  10. JanieBelle says:

    oh yeah,

    I might have used to be Ronald Reagan, but I forget.

    HAHAHAHAHA

    I kill me, I really do.

  11. Whatever color it is, they didn’t drop in the forest, they dropped on the windshield of my truck (see my post today on my blog) – yes, shameless plug, but it fit into the conversation nicely!

  12. JanieBelle says:

    Plug away shamelessly. Just be aware that it wasn’t mine on your truck…as far as I know.

    I’ve also come up with option 4 for your story.

    4. The folks that had way too good of a time were you and your girlfriend. Or you and not your girlfriend. Or not you and your girlfriend.

    Just a thought.

    🙂

    Welcome to my little corner.

  13. JanieBelle says:

    If that’s the best you can do, Charlie, you get an F on your test.

    🙂

  14. An ‘F’?
    That’ll bring my gpa down beyond recovery.

  15. janie:

    This interweb thing is crazy, eh? People take stuff way too seriously. Clearly an Atheist Buddhist Evolutionist would wear a green thong.

    As for AtBC, I think the fellows there are really appreciating you, usually when they type of questions you are asking get posted they get a response like, “We already answered that! Since you have nothing of merit to post, don’t bother posting again.” Which is then followed up by you being put on moderation and your comments never seeing the light of day.

    Really, I’m enjoying the fact that you are asking the tough questions. Most people don’t and they just accept what others tell them. Just continue beating away at whatever topic you are interested in until you are satisfied, and then continue beating away. Don’t be afraid to be called a skeptic.

  16. JanieBelle says:

    Charlie,

    If you’re really sweet and suck up enough, I’ll let you take a re-test. Tell me about my eyes….

    BR,
    (Is it ok if I abbreviate like that, your name is kind of long)

    I don’t know about all that, I was taken off moderation after my first post, and haven’t had anything censored or edited.

    I don’t know if being skeptical is the right word for me. I just want to understand.

    Everyone,

    I just got out of the shower and I’m still nekkie (as Kaylaface used to say when she was wee wittle). Ok boys, you can take a moment to breathe and adjust your sitting position – the girl-Marine-kissing cheerleader is NAKED. (Oh, did I not mention THE KISS yet? Maybe next post I’ll tell you (almost) all about it.)

    I’m just approving comments until I get situated. Don’t make me regret it. I’ll get to replies in a little bit.

  17. BR is fine. Though some will get better responses than others.

    I don’t know if being skeptical is the right word for me. I just want to understand.

    That’s all that skeptics want.

  18. BR is fine. Though some will get better responses than others.
    Uh, I should read what I type before I post.

  19. JanieBelle says:

    Ok, everybody. I’m here.

    (Like you really care, right?)

    Sorry that took so long, I had a small issue with finding my batteries…

  20. JanieBelle says:

    …FOR THE TV REMOTE, PERV.

    Those little suckers roll into the darndest places!

  21. JanieBelle says:

    Ok, I have to go through and make several replies, and do a couple little things to the blog, and then I promise to get to THE KISS.

    Bear with me a bit.

  22. JanieBelle says:

    Dear Jim Wynne:

    Why would it be strange?

    And just FYI, I’m aware that it’s a remake of an old TV show, and I’ve even seen it. You should stay up late and watch old reruns more often.

    Guess what? I’ve seen Grease, too. And Happy Days. And even old episodes of the Lone Ranger and the Green Hornet. And Mr. Ed is a riot. Did you know he was really a zebra?

    Stick that in your pipe and smoke it, Kimosabe!

    (That’s a joke, don’t get all bent or anything.)

    I wasn’t born yesterday in a vaccuum.

  23. JanieBelle says:

    Sorry, that was a response to this comment at AtBC

    And by the way, will someone please fix whatever’s going on over there?

    It’s very difficult for me to follow my fan club if you guys can’t keep your site working right.

    Thanks

    JanieBelle

    🙂

  24. JanieBelle says:

    Oh, and of course EVERY incarnation of Star Trek.

    So who’s hotter – Captain Kirk, Captain Picard, Captain Sisko, Captain Janeway, or Captain Archer?

    Now THAT would make an intesting conversation.

    Oooo. I have to include Lt. Cmdr. Jadzia Dax. Nice hair!

    Oh, and Dr. Julian Bashir.

  25. JanieBelle says:

    Oh, and Dr. Julian Bashir.

    Brilliant, sexy accent, cute butt. How can you go wrong with THAT?

  26. JanieBelle says:

    See??

    BR and Tim know what’s up.

    pfft.

  27. JanieBelle says:

    Ackkk!

    I think I just spammed my own blog.

    Crap.

    Ok, off to do some adjustments.

  28. Did you know he was really a zebra?
    I hope you were kidding with the comment. Sometimes it is hard to tell when someone is kidding over the internet.

  29. JanieBelle says:

    Ha!

    Shows what you know Mr. Smarty Scientific Pants!

    Mr. Ed really WAS a zebra. You just can’t tell on B and W TV.

    TTTHHHBBBBBBB!

  30. JanieBelle says:

    And, by the way, HER name should have been Mrs. Edwina.

    Have another raspberry.

    JanieBelle

    🙂

  31. Ok, I know people who have made this mistake in the past and I hate to do this because I love snopes, but…

    That article is wrong. Mr. Ed was a horse. Scroll down to the bottom of that page and read the link to “More information about this page” or click here for a direct link.

    You might also check this link.

  32. At any rate that just goes to show that no source on the internet is 100% foolproof. Get multiple sources from multiple sides of an issue to agree and then you can make a better decision.

  33. JanieBelle says:

    Crap.

    Sucked in by the urban legend.

    And snopes is so reliable! It’s respectable! It’s not like billyjojimbob’s dumb website.

    I give myself two raspberries for being wrong, and three for being arrogant about it.

  34. kaylaface says:

    First off, I don’t appreciate the comment about when I was “wee wittle.” Are you TRYING to embarrass me? Hm? Not cool. But that’s okay. I was a kid. YOU should be embarrassed you little tease. Tellin’ all this guys you’re naked and kissing girls. You’re SEVENTEEN. That’s, like, illegal right?
    On another note, I’d say it’s a tie between Cap’t Picard and Cap’t Janeway. Gotta love a woman who can run a ship like that!
    BTW: I was kidding about embarrassing me. But not about you being seventeen and illegal thing 😀

  35. JanieBelle says:

    Kayla!!!!

    Where’ve you been? I’ve missed you ’round here.

    Sweetie, kissing isn’t illegal. If it was, there would be a lot of unhappy people out there, I can tell ya’.

    Love Aunt JanieBelle
    XOXOXOXOXO

  36. sean wrote:
    “I’ve been reading your comments on Uncommon Descent. I’m trying to decide if you’re a particularly astute teenager, or an evolutionary biologist activist in disguise. A very elaborate disguise.”

    For the purpsoes of UD, it matters not why someone is so astute, just that they are.

    To some degree, it matters not who people are on the internet, but how well they live out their persona on the net. As Shakespeare once said,

    “All of cyberspaces is a stage,
    and all the men and women on the net are merely players: they have their exits and their entrances, their logins and passwords; And one man in his time plays many parts.”

    As for my persona, ah, but alas, my true identity will be disclosed on september 7 in an upcoming book by Lauren Sandler:

    http://tinyurl.com/zxqzr

    Over dinner one evening in July, 2005 a beautiful woman mangaged to get me to squeel on all of my covert activites, and well, the story will be out September 7, 2006.

    There will be a chapter about yours truly. Pre-order you copy today of this awesome book.

    the real
    Salvador T. Cordova

  37. JanieBelle says:

    Welcome, Salvador.

    I was hoping you’d show up here eventually.

    Can’t wait for the book!

    And a man who can paraphrase Shakespeare, too!

    Me and ol’ Bill the playwright, we go wayyyy back.

    But just out of curiosity, is there a “fake” Salvador T. Cordova floating around out there in cyberspace somewhere? (Geez, just noticed you don’t put an ‘e’ on the end. sorry)

    🙂

  38. kaylaface says:

    Hey. I do have a life outside of the blogging world My Dearest Aunt. And being summer, it’s nice to get out and chill with friends because, believe it or not, I do have a whole bunch of them. 😀 Plus, I’m not gonna get me any summer lovin’ locked up on the computer now am I? 🙂 Just Kidding.

  39. JanieBelle says:

    Picard. I have a thing for bald men.

    K

  40. JanieBelle says:

    Just so everyone’s aware, Charlie has made the “ignore/delete” list. It’s not because of the retarded YEC crap he started out E-Mailing Janie.

    It’s because he seems to have taken Janie’s remark about sucking up and “tell me about my eyes…” a little too seriously.

    To quote Janie, “Just so y’know”.

    Charlie: Go F yourself. Does your Pastor know you send that crap to 17 year old girls?

  41. JanieBelle says:

    Oh, and one more thing.

    You won’t be joining in on ANY fun.

    CK

  42. JanieBelle says:

    Charlie’s profile and blog suddenly disappeared today. I guess he got the message.

    K

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