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Dream a Little Dream of Me.

WARNING: THIS BLOG IS HAZARDOUS

…to your computer, and to your health, apparently.

Reports are beginning to trickle in already in response to my posts “Images of JanieBelle” (About 8 or 9 posts up from the bottom, first post on July 5th.) and especially “Fireworks!“. In the latter case, it seems there is an issue with the word “her”.

DANGER! DO NOT CLICK THE ABOVE LINKS UNTIL YOU FINISH READING THIS POST!

Apparently, people all over the world (ok, just the east coast and midwest) are damaging their computers by spitting copious amounts of liquid beverages all over them while reading my writings. Also there has been at least one report of a nearly fatal accidental choking, and one possible heart failure.

It is highly recommended that you remove all liquids from your mouth and the area of your computer before clicking the above links. Also, if you have a heart condition, be sure to have your nitro pills handy, and 911 already programmed into your speed dial.

Thank you.

Filed under: About, Humor, Romance

One Response

  1. kaylaface says:

    Eh, Aunt Janie, it’s okay to be attracted to females. It IS the 21st century. It just so happens to be the year 2006 where that kind of thing is more accepted than it was years ago (unless you happen to be a Republican of course). Just, try not to kill Aunt Mary again okay? I don’t think that would go over so well with the family. 😉 Love ya.

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