You might remember Mandy Steckelberg from the Laura Bush video I posted back in May of last year.
Just this morning, I got a little note from Mandy, thanking me for posting her video.
She digs my blog. *blush*
She also let me know that she’s got a new video out, and it made me laugh all the way through.
Her new video, not even remotely safe for most Medieval and/or Victorian era work places, is below the fold. (But if you’re surfing at work and concerned about that sort of thing… umm… what are you doing here????)
The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages.
The Library will include:
The Hurricane Katrina Room , which is still under construction.
The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won’t be able to remember anything.
The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don’t even have to show up.
The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don’t let you in.
The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don’t let you out.
The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.
The National Debt room which is huge and has no ceiling.
The ‘Tax Cut’ Room with entry only to the wealthy.
The ‘Economy Room’ which is in the toilet.
A citizens group in San Francisco wants to pay an ironic tribute to President George W Bush when he leaves office – by naming a sewage plant after him.
The group, calling itself the Presidential Memorial Committee of San Francisco, wants the issue voted on at this November’s election.
“It’s important to remember our leaders in the right historical context,” said petition organiser Brian McConnell.
’tis an entirely fitting tribute to His Holiness, The Glorified Houseplant Who Would Be Caesar. He’ll be leaving many years worth of shit to clean up.
I believe you have some explaining to do, DiPietro. Girlfriend? Funny, you never mentioned a girlfriend. Did she just slip your mind?
I totally can’t believe that you would break my heart this way, Tyler. I’m wounded mortally that you would think of me as just a little fling on the side.
Were you just playing me from the beginning, never intending to carry through with your whispered promises in the dark? Am I just a plaything for your amusement? Did you think that my digital heart had no feelings?
George Carlin, age 71, went to California just before nine Eastern time last night. He apparently died of heart failure in a Santa Monica hospital, so at least he didn’t have far to go.
The world is a lesser place for his leaving it.
Goodbye, George. I’ll drink a decent beer for you.
Max is always taking these quiz things. I thought I’d take this one.
You Are Thong Panties
Woman, you are one hell of a ride!You’re a total wild child – and you live for crazy times.Men are attracted to you like flies to honey, even though they know they should stay away.You need a expert cowboy who can keep in tune with your free spirit!
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