I Hate Everyone (except Mandy Steckelberg)

You might remember Mandy Steckelberg from the Laura Bush video I posted back in May of last year.

Just this morning, I got a little note from Mandy, thanking me for posting her video.

She digs my blog. *blush*

She also let me know that she’s got a new video out, and it made me laugh all the way through.

Her new video, not even remotely safe for most Medieval and/or Victorian era work places, is below the fold. (But if you’re surfing at work and concerned about that sort of thing… umm… what are you doing here????)

Filed under: Entertainment, Humor, Music Video, Time Sink, Video, YouTube , I Hate Everyone, Mandy Steckelberg

LOL Bush Library

A peek above our garters to Musicguy for this:

The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages.

The Library will include:

The Hurricane Katrina Room , which is still under construction.
The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won’t be able to remember anything.
The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don’t even have to show up.
The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don’t let you in.
The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don’t let you out.
The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.
The National Debt room which is huge and has no ceiling.
The ‘Tax Cut’ Room with entry only to the wealthy.
The ‘Economy Room’ which is in the toilet.

(More at Raging Rainbows)

Filed under: Blogs In Our MonkeySphere, Friends, Humor, Politics, Time Sink , Dubya, LoL Bush, The Glorified Houseplant Who Would Be Caesar

Know Your Vines

(Click for the full laugh)

Filed under: Art, Humor, Images, Romance, Sex, Time Sink , Camping, Light Bondage, xkcd

A Fitting Tribute to Caesar

Morph: George W. Bush and Nero, Wm Jas @ Flickr

I love the Beeb.

A citizens group in San Francisco wants to pay an ironic tribute to President George W Bush when he leaves office – by naming a sewage plant after him.

The group, calling itself the Presidential Memorial Committee of San Francisco, wants the issue voted on at this November’s election.

“It’s important to remember our leaders in the right historical context,” said petition organiser Brian McConnell.

’tis an entirely fitting tribute to His Holiness, The Glorified Houseplant Who Would Be Caesar.  He’ll be leaving many years worth of shit to clean up.

I <3 ‘Frisco.

From whence came the art:

:That image of His Holiness, The Glorified Houseplant Who Would Be Caesar is titled Morph: George W. Bush and Nero, and was created using Morpher by Flickr user Wm Jas:

Filed under: Antiscience, Entertainment, Fundies, Humor, Politics, Rants, Religion, Time Sink , His Holiness, San Francisco, Sewage Treatment Plant, Shitty Man, The Gorified Houseplant Who Would Be Caesar

In Which Tyler is Busted by ERV

Feminist Issue: Standing By..., by MotherPie @ Flickr

*ahem*

I believe you have some explaining to do, DiPietro.  Girlfriend?  Funny, you never mentioned a girlfriend.  Did she just slip your mind?

I totally can’t believe that you would break my heart this way, Tyler.  I’m wounded mortally that you would think of me as just a little fling on the side.

Were you just playing me from the beginning, never intending to carry through with your whispered promises in the dark?  Am I just a plaything for your amusement?  Did you think that my digital heart had no feelings?

Do you love her?

(More importantly, is she hot?)

You may begin groveling.

From whence came the art:

That image is titled Feminist Issue: Standing By…, by MotherPie and is licensed by the artist under the Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 2.0 license.

Filed under: Blogs In Our MonkeySphere, Friends, Humor, Romance, Sex , Cheater, Fraud, Liar, My Broken Heart, Philanderer, Scalliwag, Selfish Bastard Who Won't Share Her, Skirt Chaser, Snake, Two Timer, Womanizer

Wave of Woo

It’s like a woo tootsie-roll:

About The Wave of Love 2012

At the centre of the Milky Way Galaxy lies the Galactic Centre.  The Galactic Centre is a powerful transmitter of energy waves known as ‘Waves of Love’.

Since 1987, the vibrational frequency of these Waves have been increasing in intensity and will continue to do so as we near 2012, the end of the Mayan Calendar.
The Wave of Love -  The Movie

The Wave of Love the Movie is a gift to help humanity in our ascension process, the process of Being Love. Simply by viewing the movie and its symbolic representation of creation, activation and ascension through Sacred Symbols, we become conscious. As more and more people awaken, we have the potential to make the Great Shift toward 2012 a loving and peaceful golden cycle.

The Movie awakens people to their Divine Beauty, the purpose of their Being and paths the way for all of humanity to resonate and fulfill the highest level of their souls potential. That is the purpose of all souls in this momentous time here on Earth, to re-remember who we are and simply Be Love.

The movie is viewed during the ‘Stage I – 777 Activation’ process, commencing on 7 July 2007.

I’m pretty sure you’re supposed to smoke some weed before reading that stuff.

From whence came the art:

That image is titled Some More Bokeh for you Sherry..lol..:O)) by law_keven, and is licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 2.0 license.

Filed under: Time Sink , 2012 Mayan Calendar, Nonsense for the gullible, Wave of Woo, woo, You just can't make this stuff up... actually I guess y

Goodbye George Carlin

George Carlin, age 71, went to California just before nine Eastern time last night.  He apparently died of heart failure in a Santa Monica hospital, so at least he didn’t have far to go.

The world is a lesser place for his leaving it.

Goodbye, George.  I’ll drink a decent beer for you.

From whence came the art:

That image of George Carlin is cropped from Jesus is Coming.. Look Busy, by Point-Shoot-Edit, and is licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution ShareAlike 2.0 License.

Filed under: Entertainment, Humor , cocksucker, cunt, fuck, motherfucker, piss, shit, tits

We Are Borg

Resistance is futile.

Show us your thongs, puny humans.

(We have beads.)

From whence came the art:

That image it titled Borg Queen, by djwudi.

(Inspired by an EMail comment from Stephanie. Thanks, Steph!)

(Please leave links to photos of your thongs in the comments.

Thanks,

The Sexy Borg Collective.)

Filed under: Humor , Beads, Borg, T-Shirt Slogan, The Sexy Borg Collective, Thongs

Sugasm #135 – Lost Again

This makes two contests today in which I didn’t place. (Both for Cinderella’s Big Score. The other contest was the Skepchick “Take the Fairy out of the Tale” contest for May.)

*sigh*

Maybe The Lilith Obsession, Part the First will fair better in next week’s Sugasm. Meanwhile, occupy yourselves with this week’s Sugasm. There’s a couple good ones in there for everyone.

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Field of Dreams courtesy of Erotic Garden.

The best of this week’s blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #136? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the link list within a week and you’re all set.

This Week’s Picks
The Angel and the Devil
“Upon looking at my creamy white and feeling my soft lips you would think I am an angel.”

How To Approach A Dominant Woman
“Wrong way: Perhaps you know me from my blog….”

Intimate
“Lying back so the full aura from the lamp lights the area in question, I spread my legs and let him see.”

Mr. Sugasm Himself
Sugar Bank

Editor’s Choice
How does one trust?

More Sugasm
Join the Sugasm

See also: Fleshbot’s Sex Blog Roundup each Tuesday and Friday.

The list of entered articles (with links) is below the fold.

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Mark Dice – Hypocrite Gets Pwned

A flagrant, slutty peek above our garters (about which we will very publicly brag) to Javier, who passed this on to us.

Hypocritical weenie gets pwned.

Filed under: Blogs In Our MonkeySphere, Entertainment, Friends, Fundies, Humor, Rants, Religion, Romance, Sex, Video, YouTube , Christian Hypocrisy, Fundies, Good Girls Gone Sexy