There are a couple little things that have accumulated in my files, things that I wanted to mention on the blog here at UDoJ, but are short little things more amenable to being Tweeted at Twitter, really. I’m going to round some of them up and sort of make a grab bag for you.
First and foremost, Kate needs good head. She’s changed the look of her blog, which is really cool looking now. But she needs a header graphic. I’ve thought about doing it myself, but in all honesty, I’m afraid there will be too much ‘me’ in it, and not enough Kate.
Molly suggested holding a contest, to see who can come up with the most Kate-like header graphic. I’m kind of liking that idea, and maybe if she feels a little more at home, she’ll post more. (Knee high leather boots would help with that, just so y’know.) If there’s interest, maybe that’s just what we’ll do. Plus, giving Molly a peek above our garters is sure to get us a peek above hers. Well, that’s more like a long stare, actually…
(more gossip below the fold)
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Where was I?
Oh yeah, odds ‘n ends. Dr. BA has been teasing us with a secret Big News thing for a while now, and there’d been a hitch, and everyone was dying to know what it was. Odd timing may have been the culprit for letting the cat out of the bag on that, or perhaps Mike is just the God Demon of the Blogoverse.
(secret hint: you’ll be updating your bookmarks)
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Rystefn is writing a smutty story about me and him and Kate, but I don’t know if it will be for public consumption. That’s his call.
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Back to Molly (as if I could resist), Ms. Montrevoir has been rewriting a story she wrote previously, and it’s renamed Breaking and Entering. Uh, way too hot for most of you lightweights. If you can’t handle steamy, overtly sexual, amazing, bug-your-frackin’-eyes-out erotica that will have you instantly in need of some privacy, you probably shouldn’t click there. srsly. just don’t.
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I’ve been having some interesting dreams lately about mud wrestling Amanda for Greg’s attention, but I probably shouldn’t tell you about that. People could get hurt.
…or aroused.
…possibly both.
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Abbie finally got her Blagroll up.
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The Blonde Assassin is MIA, possibly due to carousing and a weeks-long hangover.
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Steph is as sweet as she is sharp. (Don’t believe the ‘perfectly harmless’ schtick in the comments!)
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Blake Stacey ponders at length on what Science blogs (and presumably ScienceBlogs) can and can’t do. It will take you some time to digest the whole thing, but it will be well worth your effort.
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Lucifer is on the verge of being convicted, by the way. If you enjoy playing The Devil’s Advocate, his legal defense team could sure use your help.
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Kym has been possessed by the camera bug, and the world is a better place for it.
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Did I mention that Rystefn is writing a smutty story about me and him and Kate?
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JanieBelle – don’t call me a God. I have secrets that make me closer to a demon.
I like demons better anyway, Mike.
More honest, and much more interesting.
Better?
And you forgot “perfectly harmless” for me.
I made an adjustment.
What have I ever done to you? Nothing.
Oh, wait. That’s the problem, isn’t it?
You’re learning!
Kisses Steph. Really, really good ones.
Wait… I’m writing a what now? Is that how you ask for a favor around here? Don’t get me wrong here, I like it when a woman knows what she wants, but…
Oh well, I guess I’d better hurry up and finish it, then.
You did mention writing a story about me making good on my threat to send Kate over, yes?
I can not in any way imagine how that would not be smutty.
LoL.. Yeah, that’s what the last line was about. I tried to play all innocent, but I just couldn’t carry it off. I am writing it, and that’s part of the reason my blog hasn’t been updated in a few days.
Heh.
No.
Innocent is probably one of the few things outside the limits of your many talents.
Is it bad that it took conscious effort for me to not take that as a challenge?
um, Rystefn, I’m pretty sure it was a challenge.
At least I hope it was, and that you treat it as such.
-a
heh, I was just about to ask, “who said it wasn’t?”
Hello A.
I’m not feeling so innocent myself, suddenly…
Why in the universe would anyone want me to play innocent? There are millions of innocents out there to seduce and corrupt. There’s only one Rystefn.
Also, stop playing off of the attraction I have for you to try to get your way out of me, A. It’s so unfair that it’s practically cheating.
I so hate when she toys with my heart like that, don’t you Rystefn?
…and yet she’s so good at it.
Oh, no. I loves it. So long as she’s talking to me, I loves it.
Hey! My name-link thingy doodad is working again!
I’ve been wondering why sometimes yours doesn’t.
Well, I do generate this weird bioelectric field that sometimes creates interference with radio waves…
So, it’s because sometimes I log in with the wrong password, and it uses the wrong account.
Now that’s an interesting bit of information…
What, you have a secret porn blog you’re not sharing or something?
I am much better now. Really.
I’m glad to hear that, party girl. Now when are you posting the candid photos of your drunken apocalypse?
I have no such thing. I’m not remotely anything like shy, and if you want me to post my porn writings, all you have to do is ask. Well, there are some things I wouldn’t post for privacy reasons, but that’s neither here nor there.
I think I’d like to see your story. Finish that first. Then maybe I’ll ask to see your porn.
No, shy is a word I would never, ever associate with your name.
Kisses
Then what word do you associate with my name?
Curiosity was framed, it was ignorance that killed the cat. As any cat will tell you, curiosity never killed anything except a few hours.
“Balls” if you must know.
Wow… Manages to invoke strength of character and sexual relations. I like it.
Well there is only one photo I am bad at remembering to take photos but “the” photo goes up at midnight.
Rystefn,
I thought it was appropriate.
max,
I can’t wait.
Appropriate? That goes against everything I stand for.
Well, appropriate for you is not in any way related to appropriate for the general public, Rystefn.
Fair enough. Complaint withdrawn.
people, I am absolutely not messing with your heads. I swear it. I am also absolutely opposed to playing fair. What’s the good in you having affection for me Rystefn (or for that matter, even you JanieBelle) if i don’t use it?
Besides, no one ever said it was supposed to be fair.
-a
Oh, I’m not opposed to it in the slightest. It’s just unfair is all. I encourage it at every step. You’re just lucky I’m not going to win the Divining contest, A, otherwise I’d have paid you back with interest.
…or maybe you’re unlucky. Depends on how you look at it, I suppose.
Well, y’know what they say…
“Life’s A bitch.”
Yeah, it certainly can be.
Rystefn- you know a girl like me doesn’t believe in luck. come on, now. I’m not so sure I even believe in free will.
And as for you Mistress- I think you’ll agree it’s not like me to be bitchy. Flirty, yes. Easily amused, yes. Catty, probably. Game? indeed.
-A
Luck is when the random vagaries of chance fall to one extreme or the other of a bell curve. It’s the idea that you can influence it that’s crap.
Oh I do. I was tweaking your nose a little.