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How To Wake Up Your Lover

at 3 AM, but not get beaten…



So Shakespeare decided I needed to be awake at 3 AM. Then he went back to sleep. Good thing he’s cute.

But now I’m wide awake. And um… in need. Now, of course I’m going to wake up Kate, in the best way I can think of. My patented technique involves my lips, my tongue, a feather, two C batteries, a photo of blipey, a can of whipped cream, a cherry, a riding crop, and six acrobats from the circus.

Crap, I’ll have to make do, I’m out of cherries.

But for next time, I could use a few new ideas, just to keep things mixed up a bit.

How do you wake your lover at 3 AM when you need a little special attention? (Without getting a black eye, of course.)

Filed under: Corporal Kate, Friends, Romance, Sex, Shakespeare

9 Responses

  1. Cherries or no cherries, I’m glad you woke me up, lover.

    You’re pretty wild when you’re “in need” at 3 AM.
    ;-)

  2. Lifewish says:

    Five large handkerchiefs, three icecubes, and a shot of martini. ‘Nuff said.

  3. JanieBelle says:

    Anything involving sex and alchohol and various combinations thereof must be good, right?

    Kisses Lifewish!

  4. Lifewish says:

    Well, not exactly anything

  5. JanieBelle says:

    Dear Sweet Lifewish,

    Is that a tremble of fear I hear?

    Kisses,

    JanieBelle

  6. Lifewish says:

    Sweet Lifewish? Well, the incident in question, I ended up savoury. Beyond that, I’d rather keep it between me and my shrink.

  7. JanieBelle says:

    But just one question is on the minds of us all….

    Shaken or Stirred?

  8. Coleman says:

    If I Tried to wake my girl up at 3am when i was in need i would def get some black my eye. Whats the trick? get a new girl? lol

  9. JanieBelle says:

    Hi Coleman!

    The trick, when you are in need, is to get her to be in need…
    :)

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